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spinster_aunt

26 Brooklyn, NY Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 26–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Jul 26
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 0″ (1.52m)
Body Type
Average
Smokes
Yes
Religion
Judaism
Sign
Capricorn
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Status
Single
Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Wants kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English, French (Fluently)
My self-summary
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Writer. Book reader.
Trash TV watcher.
Homebody. Dog owner. City girl.
What I’m doing with my life
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Writing.

Taking the dog on long walks. Reading good books. Trying to fulfill champagne tastes on a Miller High Life budget. Drinking too much wine, smoking too many cigarettes, because that's what La Boheme taught me writers are supposed to do.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Throwing up without anyone noticing.
The first things people usually notice about me
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If they can see me? My smile. If they can't? My laugh.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Contemporary fiction, mostly. Man Booker, Pen/Faulkner, National Book Award winners and nominees are usually good by me. Recent favorites include The Orphan Master's Son, The Country of Ice Cream Star. Wolf Hall. Anna Karenina. The Unbearable Lightness of Being is an all time favorite. A. A. Milne poems. Roald Dahl short stories. There are so many more. I hoard books.

I get the New Yorker. Someone in my building gets the Economist and leaves it in the hallway, so sometimes I read that, too, for a change of pace. Someone else gets Cosmo. I don't read that.

Mostly documentaries. My go-to is anything about cults or drag queens. Also: North Korea. Ballet. Dogs. Prison life.

Artichokes. Gummies. Black licorice wheels. Soup. Oysters and champagne, always.

Bob Dylan. Joni Mitchell. Hank Williams Sr. and Patsy Cline. Billie Holiday. Jolie Holland. Verdi, Puccini. Bach's choral music. Handel's Messiah.

BONUS!!

The three men I'd like to go back in time to sleep with:

William Shatner, 1969
Bob Dylan, 1970
Paul Newman, 1967
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Cashmere cardigans
Soup
Pocket notebook
Felt tip pen
Dresses with floral patterns
A good book in my bag

But the only thing I would rescue from a fire would be my dog. I can live without anything else.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why do I never have any money?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Avoiding crowded places. At home with the dog. Sharing a bottle of wine with a friend. Sitting in the nosebleeds and watching an opera. Maybe a baseball game? I'd like to go to more baseball games. Maybe reading at a quiet bar where the people are awkward.
You should message me if
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You're smart and creative.

You want to drink wine and talk about silly things for a few hours.

You like doing nothing.

You're a man in his 30s with a beard. I will be inexorably attracted to you.

Can I list dealbreakers, too?

Voluntourism. Camping. Vegan diets. Spelling mistakes. Queens and the Bronx are probably too far. New Jersey is definitely too far. And if you're under 25, you're too young for me.

Oh, and please leave me alone if you're about to tell me it's sexy that I smoke.