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eljefe_in_SF

33 M San Francisco, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–37
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Management
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
*Disclaimer* I live in San Francisco, here in Chicago for Riot Fest!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Currently working as a District Manager for a large storage company. I love my job and I'm damn good at it too!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh would have to be number one...I'm also pretty good at trivia (I've always felt like I should go on Jeopardy) as well as all kinds of sports. Running is one of my favorite things to do. Oh, and I make some amazing chicken fajitas...you know you want 'em!
The first things people usually notice about me
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Hmmm...probably my extremely long...fingers...yeah, fingers...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Klosterman, Vonnegut, Bradbury, Howard Zinn (I read A Peoples History of the United States when I was 16 and it changed my life!)

Shows: Arrested Development (How good is Season 4??), the Office, Parks and Rec, 30 Rock, Freaks and Geeks (RIP), Full House, Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Saved by the Bell

Movies: Shaun of the Dead, Step Brothers, Superbad, Breakfast Club, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Pineapple Express, Billy Madison, Wayne's World, Tommy Boy, Inglorious Basterds, Silver Linings Playbook, Argo, Old School, I don't know what else, I think it's pretty obvious I favor comedies however...

I am a HUGE fan of music...what kinds you ask? Well I grew up on lots of Morrissey/the Smiths, R.E.M, the Cure, Depeche Mode, Peter Murphy, Echo and the Bunnymen, etc. thanks to my mom. Then, thanks to my sister, I moved on to Nirvana, Soundgarden, Stone Temple Pilots, Bush, No Doubt, Beastie Boys, Red Hot Chili Peppers and others. It was when I was about 13 that I discovered my true love was for punk rock. Some of my favorites are Bad Religion, Pennywise, Black Flag, Descendents, Angry Samoans, Minutemen, Offspring, Green Day (pre-rock opera), Rancid, Tiger Army, Face to Face, the Clash, NOFX, Anti-Flag, Social Distortion and Rise Against. I'm still very open minded about music and I listen to almost anything depending on my mood...except country...not my cup of tea...

Living in SF I eat way too much good food...mostly of the Thai variety, always looking for new places to try though, I'm not very picky about food at all.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-my iPhone (sad but true)
-friends and family (I'm counting this as one)
-my Chuck Taylors
-music, glorious music
-coffee
-Thai food...it's that good.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
People and their personalities...there are so many factors, internal and external, that make a person who they are and it's truly fascinating to think about...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I use ellipsis...a lot...
You should message me if
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You're an open minded woman who's down for just about anything. You have a sense of humor and can laugh at yourself just as much as you can laugh at me...wait, with me, not at me. I love to be spontaneous (within reason, of course) and I think that mixing it up and experiencing new things together is key to establishing and maintaining a healthy relationship. Also, being that I'm from LA, I'm a lifelong Dodger fan...I know the stigma that comes with here in the Bay but I assure you I'm still very easy to get along with. If that's not a deal breaker for you, or even better if you're a Dodger fan livng in the Bay Area, than I'd be happy to hear from you!