A friend of mine recently looked at my profile and let me know that it is extremely boring. He thought it was hilarious that I'm in marketing, but didn't do a great job selling myself. Lol, I guess it is like the makeup artist who goes without makeup or the mechanic that has a car that barely runs. Anyway... here's my second go at it.
What I’m doing with my life
Working. Traveling. Cooking. Yogaing.
I’m really good at
Using bacon in creative ways. I just made Bourbon Bacon Jam. That
almost qualifies as a pick-up line, right?
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm tall. Almost every week a tiny old lady at the grocery store
asks me to reach something for her.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books - Sedaris and Augusten Burroughs - I don't get a ton of time
to read, but I am working on that.
Movie - Wet Hot American Summer is truly the best movie ever made.
TV Shows - Mad Men, Modern Family, 2 Broke Girls, Parks and Rec,
Community, The Pitch, and pretty much any comedy on BBCA.
Food -Vietnamese, Thai, Japanese - are my top faves.
Website - Reddit
The six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The phrase, "Life is short." Because it's completely untrue... Life
is literally the longest thing any of us will experience. I get the
whole make the most of your time argument, but I wish we could just
replace "Life is short" with "Stop making assgrooves in the couch"
or something more clever.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging with friends, baseball game, or checking out a new
restaurant. Sometimes, I'm just laying on my couch relaxing away
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My karaoke spirit animal is Taylor Swift.
You should message me if
If you're into cooking, traveling, or exploring the world. If
you're having trouble thinking of what to write to me, tell me
about your ultimate vacation, l love to think about that.