Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you'd would consider being platonic if our date goes well but not
THAT well. I love having friends and can never have enough! I make
a GREAT friend. Like, so awesome and fun.
-You've got the travel bug, and want to be my travel buddy/security
detail. I still haven't been to Latin America because I'm afraid to
travel alone as a single white female with a rockin' bod. I like my
sex consensual, if you get my drift.
And on a completely separate note...
no bros please!
Im also allergic to cheese...iness....cheesiness. stop that
here's a little cheat sheet, really more of a guideline.
exceptions to be made always
Turn ons: a good Sean Connery impression, glasses,
deductive reasoning, critical thinking, intellectual discussions
with concessions, literacy, riding in cars with boys (strange but
true-also the title of a Drew Barrymore movie), a little harmless
sexism, a silver tongue, a golden tongue;p
Turn offs: long hair on guys, long facial hair (on
guys and girls), hippies, hipsters, pretension-i will make fun of
you, people who take themselves too seriously, piercings, plugs and
tattoos, dogmatism, people who live in small towns with no desire
to leave (big fish in little ponds), gym rats, bro hats, fellow
greek alum, being roofied, rape, murder, generally being misleading
about intentions, lying about important stuff like the intent to
rape and murder me.
My own redundancy and verbosity, I am actually annoying myself
Practically speaking, though, everyone should have lists this
thorough in their profiles. Come on people... love me some
efficient online dating.
****Please don't bother me if you aren't in Seattle. I have no
interest in pointless flirting or a long distance relationship.
'Seattle' does not include Auburn, Bothell or Renton.