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sillyfaces_8-P

27 F Seattle, WA

I’m looking for

  • All who like bi women
  • Ages 24–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 19
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Drugs
Religion
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, Spanish (Okay), French (Poorly), German (Poorly), Yiddish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hey there, Sailor/Sailorettes! I see you, baby, checkin' out my profile. You're thinking 'Very Nice, How much?' Well, Borat impersonator, if you wanna take this lady out, you better shape up. Though, my mother always told me the ending of Grease was trashy and sent a terrible message. Good girl goes slutty for trouble making gear head with the body and moves of a ballerina? Who knew he'd be cross-dressing in his next on-screen musical, 30 years aged.

Yes I did just open with a Travolta slight.

also, these: http://www.quickmeme.com/Dating-Site-Murderer/

http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-things-i-learned-from-worst-online-dating-profile-ever/
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Nannying while going back to school. Self evaluating, Improving daily.

Browsing boys profiles on OKC and wishing I could ask if their sister is available.

Meeting as many people as I can while I don't have the money to travel. The only other way to see the world is to explore the cultures and individuals who are right under your nose.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Not sarcasm, but something akin...it's like, making jokes that only really awesome people get. I only speak awesome, let me know if we're gonna need a translator.

Being straight forward, I never learned how to properly lie.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
that I have a face. If it's a guy, that I have boobs. It can't be helped, its in their y chromosome.

If it's a woman, that I don't look butch enough to be good at gay things, but they're wrong...I am;p
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I read!!! Weirdly I end up doing a lot of non-fiction, but I'm a sucker for good sci-fi. Anything without romance in it because that's gross;p

Movie are ok. I lean away from dumb comedies. I like scary but they usually give me insomnia if I have to sleep alone; thrillers are fun. Love old movies. I'm not as in to movies as some people, except as an excuse to cuddle...which I'm pretty sure is why they were invented. I can't do netflix tv show marathons anymore, they are dangerous.

A small sample of bands I like include the blow, the thermals, mirah, brazilian girls, Lykke Li, st. Vincent, the bird & the bee, the pierces, Lenka, kate nash, a fine frenzy, pearl & the puppets, San Cisco, the foals, peach kings, Band of skulls, Dustbowl revival, white rabbits, let's buy happiness, the kills...looking to include some awesome local bands in my repertoire! Suggestions appreciated! I'm down for some Seattle rap, r&b, hip hop too. Even country. And classical obviously because of my major. Opera and ballet-amazing.

Food: yes
I'm trying to cut back on gluten, dairy...sugar...other bad things. but being bad feels so good! until like, later.
Not supposed to eat eggs :( I usually don't eat pork, yes you can have my bacon.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
a pen
paper
meeting strangers
exploring
solitude
company
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How I can't live without men and woman in my life, and what I'm going to do when I have to settle down and have kids. If I'll have to be monogomous. :( relationships are strange, but I guess I also crave the stability.

Why men can't be respectful to a woman who talks (or jokes) openly about sexuality. Believe it or not, talking about sex doesn't mean I'm automatically going to have it with you just then and there. Grow up

Why there aren't more attractive Jewish men for me to marry. My Bubbe roles over in her grave everytime I take out one of you goyim....let alone the shiksa
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Skinny dipping, because there's no one at my gym on a Friday night

Dancin' up in da club and trying not to be molested, unsuccessfully :(

Reading, because sometimes Friday nights are just another night of the week.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I was a Kinesiology major for a year in college and now I kinda hate exercising. Not all exercise, but a lot of it. Ok, I really just hate...anything boring. But I get bored easily. I don't get runners, I want to know who is chasing them.
Also minored in Nutrition, but am not willing to admit that I ever eat junk food. not uh, never.

I'd like to think I am an EXCELLENT dancer-including salsa, swing, and dirty dancing. Not like the 80's movie, like...dirrrty dancing. Like...I'm a white shakira, but my hips do lie, because they tell you I'm not white.

I'm afraid of snow sports but if you think you can cure me....
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
and only if...

you'd consider being platonic if our date goes well but not THAT well. I love having friends and can never have enough! I make a GREAT friend. Like, so awesome and fun. (And there's always fwb, just sayin')

You're intelligent. You're open and non-judgemental. You can find something to appreciate in every person you meet. You can find more positive than negative things that happened today. You understand that people are people, perfection is impossible, but trying is mandatory. You'll never be done seeing more of the world.

You are going to push me to be the best version of me, without trying to change my core values, and without being a drill sergeant (I appreciate the methodology but I just don't respond to this kind of motivation).

You acknowledge and accept that my dog goes everywhere with me, that he is handicapped and you have to be patient with us.

You really did read this whole thing, kudos to you, it's a fuxking novella.