you'd would consider being platonic if our date goes well but not
THAT well. I love having friends and can never have enough! I make
a GREAT friend. Like, so awesome and fun.
-You've got the travel bug, and want to be my travel buddy/security
detail. I still haven't been to Latin America because I'm afraid to
travel alone as a single, white female with a rockin' bod. I like
my sex consensually, if you get my drift.
And on a completely seperate note...
no bros please!
here's a little cheat sheet, really more of a guideline.
exceptions to be made always
Turn ons: a good Sean Connery impression, glasses,
deductive reasoning, critical thinking, intellectual discussions
with concessions, literacy, riding in cars with boys (strange but
true-also the title of a Drew Barrymore movie), a little harmless
sexism, a silver tongue, a golden tongue;p
Turn offs: long hair, long facial hair, hippies,
hipsters, pretension-i will make fun of you, people who take
themselves too seriously, piercings, plugs and tattoos, dogmatism,
people who live in small towns with no desire to leave (big fish in
little ponds), gym rats, bro hats, fellow greek alum, being
roofied, rape, murder, generally being misleading about intentions,
lying about important stuff like the intent to rape and murder
My own redundancy and verbosity, I am actually annoying myself
Practically speaking, though, everyone should have lists this
thorough in their profiles. Come on people... love me some
efficient online dating.