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26 F Seattle, WA

My Details

Last Online
Aug 26
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and likes cats
English, Spanish (Okay), French (Poorly), German (Poorly), Yiddish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hey there, Sailor/Sailorettes! I see you, baby, checkin' out my profile. You're thinking 'Very Nice, How much?' Well, Borat impersonator, if you wanna take this lady out, you better shape up. Though, my mother always told me the ending of Grease was trashy and sent a terrible message. Good girl goes slutty for trouble making gear head with the body and moves of a ballerina? Who knew he'd be cross-dressing in his next on-screen musical, 30 years aged.

Yes I did just open with a Travolta slight.

also, this:
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a preschool teacher, also nannying until I get a full time position, and hopefully my own after school program.

A billion other things
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Not sarcasm, but something a's like, making jokes that only really awesome people get. I only speak awesome, let me know if we're gonna need a translator.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
that I have a face. If it's a guy, that I have boobs. It can't be helped, its in their y chromosome.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I fucking like to read. Weirdly I end up doing a lot of non-fiction, but I'm a sucker for good sci-fi. Anything without romance in it because that's gross;p

I like movies. Yep. I lean away from dumb comedies, I can do scary sometimes but they usually give me insomnia, thrillers are fun. Love old movies. I'm not as in to movies as some people, except as an excuse to cuddle...which I'm pretty sure is why they were invented. I can't do netflix tv show marathons anymore, they are dangerous.

A small sample of bands I like include the blow, the thermals, mirah, brazilian girls, Lykke Li, st. Vincent, the bird & the bee, the pierces, Lenka, kate nash, a fine frenzy, pearl & the puppets, San Cisco, the foals, peach kings, Band of skulls, Dustbowl revival, white rabbits, let's buy happiness, the kills...looking to include some awesome local bands in my repertoire! Suggestions appreciated!

Food: yes
I'm trying to cut back on gluten, dairy...sugar...other bad things. but being bad feels so good! until like, later
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
a pen
meeting strangers
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
All the cool shit you're going to teach me about/how to do.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
out with you, having an amazing time and making you laugh.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I was a Kinesiology major for a year in college and now I kinda hate exercising. Not all exercise, but a lot of it. Ok, I really just hate...anything boring. But I get bored easily.
Also minored in Nutrition, but am not willing to admit that I ever eat junk food. not uh, never.

I am not coordinated but I will totally TRY to play sports with you! Activities I like but suck at include: tennis, basketball, boxing, sexy wrestling (on purpose
;), pool, soccer, touch football (though I will end up tackling you, I like to get rough), swimming, and dancing -though I'd like to think I am an EXCELLENT dancer-including salsa, swing, and dirty dancing. Not like the 80's movie, like...dirrrty dancing. Like...I'm a white shakira, but my hips do lie, because they tell you I'm not white.

I also like: board games, chess, cards/poker

I'd be interested in learning: rockclimbing, snowboarding, wake boarding, sailing, monopoly (no, I never learned how to play), MahJong

I think I've digressed:/
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 22–38
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you'd would consider being platonic if our date goes well but not THAT well. I love having friends and can never have enough! I make a GREAT friend. Like, so awesome and fun.

-You've got the travel bug, and want to be my travel buddy/security detail. I still haven't been to Latin America because I'm afraid to travel alone as a single white female with a rockin' bod. I like my sex consensual, if you get my drift.

And on a completely separate note...
no bros please!

Im also allergic to cheese...iness....cheesiness. stop that

here's a little cheat sheet, really more of a guideline. exceptions to be made always

Turn ons: a good Sean Connery impression, glasses, deductive reasoning, critical thinking, intellectual discussions with concessions, literacy, riding in cars with boys (strange but true-also the title of a Drew Barrymore movie), a little harmless sexism, a silver tongue, a golden tongue;p

Turn offs: long hair on guys, long facial hair (on guys and girls), hippies, hipsters, pretension-i will make fun of you, people who take themselves too seriously, piercings, plugs and tattoos, dogmatism, people who live in small towns with no desire to leave (big fish in little ponds), gym rats, bro hats, fellow greek alum, being roofied, rape, murder, generally being misleading about intentions, lying about important stuff like the intent to rape and murder me.
My own redundancy and verbosity, I am actually annoying myself right now

Practically speaking, though, everyone should have lists this thorough in their profiles. Come on people... love me some efficient online dating.

****Please don't bother me if you aren't in Seattle. I have no interest in pointless flirting or a long distance relationship. 'Seattle' does not include Auburn, Bothell or Renton.