Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hey there, Sailor/Sailorettes! I see you, baby, checkin' out my
profile. You're thinking 'Very Nice, How much?' Well, Borat
impersonator, if you wanna take this lady out, you better shape up.
Though, my mother always told me the ending of Grease was trashy
and sent a terrible message. Good girl goes slutty for trouble
making gear head with the body and moves of a ballerina? Who knew
he'd be cross-dressing in his next on-screen musical, 30 years
Yes I did just open with a Travolta slight.
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What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Nannying while going back to school. Self evaluating, Improving
Browsing boys' profiles on OKC and wishing I could ask if their
sister is available.
Meeting as many people as I can while I don't have the time to
travel. The only other way to see the world is to explore the
cultures and individuals who are right under your nose.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Not sarcasm, but something akin...it's like, making jokes that only
really awesome people get. I only speak awesome, let me know if
we're gonna need a translator.
Being straight forward, I never learned how to properly lie.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
that I have a face. If it's a guy, that I have boobs. It can't be
helped, its in their y chromosome.
If it's a woman, that I don't look butch enough to be good at gay
things, but they're wrong...I am;p
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I read!!! Weirdly I end up doing a lot of non-fiction, but I'm a
sucker for good sci-fi. Anything without romance in it because
Movie are ok. I lean away from dumb comedies. I like scary but they
usually give me insomnia if I have to sleep alone; thrillers are
fun. Love old movies. I'm not as in to movies as some people,
except as an excuse to cuddle...which I'm pretty sure is why they
were invented. I can't do netflix tv show marathons anymore, they
A small sample of bands I like include the blow, the thermals,
mirah, brazilian girls, Lykke Li, st. Vincent, the bird & the
bee, the pierces, Lenka, kate nash, a fine frenzy, pearl & the
puppets, San Cisco, the foals, peach kings, Band of skulls,
Dustbowl revival, white rabbits, let's buy happiness, the
kills...looking to include some awesome local bands in my
repertoire! Suggestions appreciated! I'm down for some Seattle rap,
r&b, hip hop too. Even country. And classical obviously because
of my major. Opera and ballet-amazing.
I'm trying to cut back on gluten, dairy...sugar...other bad things.
but being bad feels so good! until like, later.
Not supposed to eat eggs :( I usually don't eat pork, yes you can
have my bacon.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
meeting new people
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How I can't live without men and woman in my life, and what I'm
going to do when I have to settle down and have kids. If I'll have
to be monogomous. :( relationships are strange, but I guess I also
crave the stability.
Why men can't be respectful to a woman who talks (or jokes) openly
about sexuality. Believe it or not, talking about sex doesn't mean
I'm automatically going to have it with you just then and there.
Why there aren't more attractive Jewish men for me to marry. My
Bubbe roles over in her grave everytime I take out one of you
goyim....let alone the shiksa
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Skinny dipping, because there's no one at my gym on a Friday
Dancin' up in da club and trying not to be molested, unsuccessfully
Reading, because sometimes Friday nights are just another night of
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I was a Kinesiology major for a year in college and now I kinda
hate exercising. Not all exercise, but a lot of it. Ok, I really
just hate...anything boring. But I get bored easily. I don't get
runners, I want to know who is chasing them.
Also minored in Nutrition, but am not willing to admit that I ever
eat junk food. not uh, never.
I'd like to think I am an EXCELLENT dancer-including salsa
, and dirty dancing. Not like the
80's movie, like...dirrrty dancing
. Like...I'm a white
shakira, but my hips do lie, because they tell you I'm not
I'm afraid of snow sports but if you think you can cure me....
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
and only if...
you'd consider being platonic if our date goes well but not THAT
well. I love having friends and can never have enough! I make a
GREAT friend. Like, so awesome and fun. We might not even have to
rule out benefits :o
You're intelligent. You're open and non-judgemental. You can find
something to appreciate in every person you meet. You can find more
positive than negative things that happened today. You understand
that people are people, perfection is impossible, but trying is
mandatory. You'll never be done seeing more of the world.
You are going to push me to be the best version of me, without
trying to change my core values, and without being a drill sergeant
(I appreciate the methodology but I just don't respond to this kind
of motivation-speaking from experience here).
You acknowledge and accept that my dog goes everywhere with me,
that he is handicapped and you have to be patient with us.
You really did read this whole thing, kudos to you, it's a fuxking
Who are you looking for?
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