-Research programmer
-Was fencing coach.
-Tired of teaching children to poke each other. Was fun for a while though.
-I cook.
-Grant Achatz also cooks.
-Dude wouldn't cut out his cancerous tongue even though he was gonna fuckin' die.
-Christ.

-Strong opinions.
-But not in an overly bitchy way I hope.
-But, like really you should learn how to cook a steak correctly.
-(133F/54.4C internal temperature.)

-Teaching a computer what a car looks like.
-Perfecting cocktails.

-For a recent year, I forcefully told children how to poke other children with metal sticks for a living; some of said children were former/current/future Olympians, which was nice.

I can make people very happy with food. Though occasionally things end up on fire.

Programming. It's hard to tell whether anybody including oneself is good at programming, but I'm pretty sure at this point. I made robot dogs play soccer once. Like in Air Bud 3. They lost though.

Writings:
Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance
The Big Short
Modernist Cuisine
Peopleware
Paul Graham
Also all that sci fi we all read in high school.

Movies:
Ratatouille, Eternal Sunshine, No Country for Old Men, Godfather I/II, Sleeper, Network, Boogie Nights, Dog Day Afternoon, Last Tango in Paris, The Graduate, The Big Lebowski, There Will Be Blood, Old Boy, many more.

Shows:
Six Feet Under, Sopranos, The Wire, Generation Kill, Band of Brothers, Top Gear, Louie, Girls.

Food:
Grant Achatz
That tongue.
Just...
Christ.

Also, cheeseboard.

Music:
Classical [lots], Beatles, Simon & Garfunkel, Pink Floyd, Aimee Mann, White Stripes, Johnny Cash, Patsy Cline, Bob Dylan, other more embarrassing things.

Cooking/food/whiskey/coffee/cars,
Fencing,
Music,
Pants,
Pixels,
Bitters.

Grant Achatz's tongue.

Recently I've been down the Pandora rabbit hole and find myself enjoying terrible, terrible music.