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ellipses_etc

30 M Chicago, IL

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Ambivert sums it up nicely.
What I’m doing with my life
I teach at a local college and write scripts for training videos. It's about as close as I've gotten to making a degree in fiction writing useful.
I’m really good at
grammar, syntax
scenework?
the ukulele
showering in 10 minutes
waking up moments before the alarm goes off
The first things people usually notice about me
There are stretches where people tell me I look like Charlie Day, but personally I feel like I have a strange gait. Too much arm swinging maybe
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'm a big fan of Calvino, Camus, HST, Denis Johnson, Tony Hoagland, Richard Siken, Maurice Manning, Traci Brimhall, Joyce Carol Oates, Nabokov, Chekhov, and a great many others. Right now I'm making my way through The Idiot.

Peep Show, Seinfeld, Mad Men, Portlandia, The Sopranos, Flight of the Conchords, Arrested Development, True Detective, Game of Thrones

Groundhog Day, Eternal Sunshine, Lars and the Real Girl, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, The Apartment. Like most people on here, Wes Anderson could shit in a box and I would be like, "Wow -- just, wow."

Neutral Milk Hotel, Talking Heads, LCD Soundsystem, Velvet Underground, Leonard Cohen, Grateful Dead, David Bowie, Avett Brothers, Yann Tierson, Daft Punk, The Shins, Edith Piaf, No Doubt, The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, The Killers, Midlake, Tennis
The six things I could never do without
ice cold purified water
music
travel
bike/public transit
rye whiskey
the city
I spend a lot of time thinking about
music, writing, women, where to eat, the weather.
On a typical Friday night I am
Watching live music, drinking at dive bars, hanging out with friends on rooftops and patios, or lounging around doing nothing at all.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My middle name is Kelly, it's Irish.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
I like smart, funny people. Artists, and such. If you have good taste in music, film, and books (especially books). You're not ready to move out to the suburbs and start to die. You're not terribly religious, or if you are, don't care that I'm not. Things like that.

But chances are if you visit my profile and I like what you have in yours, I'll send you a message.