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ellipticalcause

28 M Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:17am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Construction
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I moved around lot as a lad. VA to CT to VT to OH to VT to OH to NY to OR to NYC and spending a lot of time in VT and ME in the summers.

Ever since I was 5 I wanted to make a living working with my hands, doing my own thing. Admittedly, I feel very proud that 22 years later I am doing exactly that.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm an urban woodworker for my profession, specializing in making wooden kitchenware. We do a lot of counters, but we also make other cool stuff, ie-fully functioning and perfectly safe wooden beer mugs

While I value work, I also enjoy going to the gym as it is a place I can get some me time while running. I know a lot of people hate it, and I understand that, but for me, it is a great way to just to that "other place" inside my head. I used to rock climb, but I'm unofficially retired (one... more... climb!). I own a kayak that needs to get much more use. This all makes me sound far more outdoorsy than I am, but I do enjoy the outdoors!

I am always envious of the fact that someone somewhere is eating seafood that I'm not, and they are paying bottom dollar for it. I want to eat sea urchin next. But not that fried bullpuck. I'm okay with fried food if it's good, right, but like, I don't want to eat fried calamari so that way it tastes almost identical to fried chicken. I get that this allows restaurants to safely introduce new foods to Americans by way of making it familiar... but I don't like it.

Otherwise, I peruse meetups. I have been attending a series of lectures I found via meetup.com and they've been a blast. Better still, is that I've started to form a budding friendship with the lecturer. I've done a decent job actually meeting poets and musicians. Unless it involves that one guy who was saying how the group's appreciation for creativity was elitist. That was a weird meeting.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I think I'm a pretty good gentleman, who can pull off acting as crude as I see fit.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Mystery Science Theater 3000, Eternal Sunshine, Chef, 2007 TMNT... gosh, I swear I like more things but I'm just drawing a blank right now

Bob's Burgers, Archer, Cosmos, Arrested Development, Parks and Rec--you know, amazing shows like these. Louis, of course. Battlestar Galactica (yep! i got some dork in there)

Devo

Seafood. So much seafood. And fine whiskey.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My mind can really wander. Like... the visual similarities between mandalas and stained glass windows and then how they are both, at some point, ultimately made of sand.
Other questions I have asked myself today
What's the advantage of a gambrel roof?
What are these new slugs doing on the island? Long and spotted. Are they invasive? Have they changed the flora in the surrounding environment?
How much does the inn generate every evening in sales in the restaurant?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
perusing OKCupid...

after a night of either friends or netflix :P
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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you want to meet up! Let's do this! Don't be shy!