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elmojo

67 M New York, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 42–94
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:04am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
6′ 1″ (1.86m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Other (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Non-conformist who nevertheless looks good in a suit (when pressed). Stylish, casually so. A seasoned rebel who sees no end to the current season, or reasons, for rebellion. Rather handsome, including an almost full head of hair (accent mostly on almost), and aging gracefully. Too darn smart and witty for my own good. The rusty, churning flywheels of my brain frequently sparkle. Intellectual yet Earthy. Artistically inclined - visual, literary and musical - and capable of all sorts of mundane feats of daily survival - a sort of Renaissance Man for the Millenium. Extremely kind and considerate, particularly to animals, small children and the elderly - but incapable of suffering pompous fools gladly - in which case sarcasm is unavoidable. Analytical, rather than judgmental. Tend to see the glass as half-full - while the bottle is more than half-empty - and being steadily drained!
In spite of what might appear to be thorns and contradictions, I always thought I was the normal one. It's the the world that's crazy! After all is said and done I am actually a lot of fun.
Seriously looking for a truly GREAT woman to embark on a meaningful journey in a meaningless world.
In any event - let's laugh together - a lot!
OK, now I'm listening... and waiting for some voluptuous creature to startle me with good news (or else zap me with a stun gun).
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Unfortunately, I’ve been cursed by the slavery of talent.
I toil ceaselessly. Re-invention is a daily ritual. My current project is a novel. But I won't really believe it until I finish it. And please don't ask me about it because I know you'll try to steal my idea!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I’ve been a chef, a musician, a filmmaker, a photographer, and finally a writer, among other things. Actually, there’s not much I can’t do, however, there sure is a lot I won’t do. Oh, well, maybe if you ask me pretty please...
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My legs.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
These are just things off the top of my head. I'm always open to new experiences.
Films: Love Me Tonight, Gods & Monsters, Sullivan’s Travels, Wrestling With Ernest Hemingway, Some Like It Hot, Arsenic And Old Lace, Casablanca, A Bronx Tale, The Sopranos, Triplets of Belleville, Breaking Bad...
Dramatists: Buechner, O'Neill, Pinter, Tennessee, Charles Ludlum, Dennis Potter, Vince Gilligan...
Books: Me, Cheetah!, In The Garden of The Beast, Shantaram!, A Sport, A Pastime, anything by Erich Marie Remarque, Penelope Fitzgerald, or Gil Rogin... but mostly a ton of non-fiction... Howard Zinn, Kuznick & Stone, I Heard You Paint Houses....!
Music: Mostly Swing to Bop - Charlie Parker - the greatest artist of the 20th century!, Sidney Bechet, Louis, Duke, the Count, Prez, Bean, Hawk, Trane, Miles, Newk, Zoot, Jimmy Rowles, Tommy Flanagan... Django, Lady Day, Ray Charles, Dakota Staton, Little Jimmie Scott, James Taylor...the Great American Songbook, and not just jazz, but lots of classical too...
Food: Simple, fresh food - nothing too pretentious - unless someone else is cooking it! Essentially a Mediterranean diet, lots of fish and green veggies. However, to preserve my red corpuscles I still gotta chomp down on some poor dead land animal every six months or so.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Heart, lung, liver, kidneys, brain, and a grab bag of organs, including my you-know-what.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Who? What? Where? When? Why? And How?
And the fact that someone might actually give a damn.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Going to bed early to get a jump start on the Saturday morning cartoons.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Ha! Not even if I'm tortured!
No, please - no tickling! That's not fair!
Wait - stop - what was the question?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you're looking for-
Sex with strings.
Preferably violins and cellos behind a curtain.
But if the strings are hopelessly out of tune - or someone's peeking through the curtain - I may withdraw before the final cadenza and just make do with the champagne.
Or else, you’re just really desperate - to meet somebody who's as extra special as you!
Come on - Life's too short to frown.

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