Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
First things first; I need some friends. I'm new to the city, I
don't really have anyone to hang out with or go do fun stuff
I have a significant other, I just want new friends.
I bike around the city a lot. I want to bike with you too.
I'm a really polite asshole.
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I'm rational, logical, and very hard to offend/upset/annoy.
I'm bad at texting people back. I'm bad at being on time.
I can cook and bake
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Had a rough ride leading up to this point in my life. I've overcome
and entered a land of prosperity. I'd like to take advantage of
I submit my writings to contests and editors when I can, but my
full time work load drains me and I've found myself stuck with
Thankfully some interesting things have happened and now the
creative juices are flowing.
Side note: I just discovered an aversion to the term "creative
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
working 80 hours a week.
Taking a joke.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books; Fiction, high fantasy, sci fi.
Music; My most recently played spotify says I like Emily Wells,
Modest Mouse, Arctic Monkeys, Cold War Kids, Phantograms, Kaiser
Chiefs, and Los Campesinos. Eerie.
Shows; I really, really, really like cartoons. I have an obsession
with Adult Swim. Fight me.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Space jam and coffee
Blankets and coffee
Baths and coffee
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where the fuck did I go wrong.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Finally got my weekends back from the hellish life that was the
overnight shift at Waffle House.
So we will see.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I hate taking showers.
Baths for life, bruh.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're a feminist. You want a new fierce friend. You wanna marathon
a show together, do some online window shopping, laugh at tumblr
memes, snuggle on the couch while discussing plans to infiltrate
Also if you don't like to be touched, I'm really really good at
respecting boundaries and such.
Who are you looking for?
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