I'm a really polite asshole.
Care for a rather visual aid?
[Warning; Might be porn.]
I'm just looking for new friends since I'm new to this here city. Maybe I'll find a hip gal or guy.
I'm rational, logical, and very hard to offend/upset/annoy.
Getting mad over stupid shit is dumb as hell.
I'm bad at texting people back. I'm bad at being on time.
A lot of times I just wanna be one of the guys. My tits prevent that dream from ever being a reality.
Not everyone is crazy. And some people are absolutely batshit. I like to think I'm a healthy, entertaining combination.