I'm a really polite asshole.
Queer by day.
Sleepy by night.
Care for a rather visual aid?
[Warning; Might be porn.]
I'm just looking for new friends since I'm new to this here city.
I'm rational, logical, and very hard to offend/upset/annoy.
Getting mad over stupid shit is dumb as hell.
I'm bad at texting people back. I'm bad at being on time.
I'm bro as fuck.