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eloquentrip

22 F Richmond, VA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:09am
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Often
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Other
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I'm Charlotte.
I'm a really polite asshole.

Care for a rather visual aid?
frequentrip.tumblr.com
[Warning; Might be porn.]

I'm just looking for new friends since I'm new to this here city. Met a great guy on this site. I would say we are pretty serious. :D

I'm rational, logical, and very hard to offend/upset/annoy.
Getting mad over stupid shit is dumb as hell.
I'm bad at texting people back. I'm bad at being on time.
A lot of times I just wanna be one of the guys. My tits prevent that dream from ever being a reality.
Not everyone is crazy. And some people are absolutely batshit. I like to think I'm a healthy, entertaining combination.
What I’m doing with my life
trying to fuck up less and less
being an adult is dumb
But at least I'm living it up in Richmond finally. It's been a long journey, but I'm here now.
I’m really good at
Doing your mom

I play bass by day and wait tables at waffle house overnight.
The first things people usually notice about me
After seriously asking some people;
-Short
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books; Too many.

Music; Of Montreal, Disco Biscuits, Kula Shaker, The Builders and the Butchers, Modest Mouse, AJJ, New Order, Lana Delrey, Childish Gambino, Ludacris, Wu Tang, Big Poppa, Led Zepplin, A Perfect Circle, Team Sleep, Gorillaz, Daft Punk, Broken Social Scene, Phantograms, Ghostland Observatory, Beirut, Cake, Culture Reject, The Doors, Emilie Autumn and trust me this doesn't even begin to cover it.

Shows; I really, really, really like cartoons.

Food; All of it. Get inside me
The six things I could never do without
Space jam and coffee
Blankets and coffee
Baths and coffee
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Where the fuck did I go wrong.
On a typical Friday night I am
Dominating Waffle House at VCU with my sassy, crassy attitude. Seriously, I run that shit on the weekends. Come on in and request me and help me pay my rent.

As much as I love working at waffle house though, I'm very interested in becoming a bartender. Any tips or tricks would be appreciated.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I haven't taken a shower in 4 months.
I take baths because they are better and if you think differently that's cool but you're wrong.
Besides, I have a giant claw foot bathtub big enough for two of me and the shower head is dumb like can't hold a temperature and the pressure is mad weak.
Baths all day.
Buy me a salt bomb and I'll be your bestie.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 21–27
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
Tell me a joke.