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elppinyriah

24 / M / Straight / Single

Solihull, United Kingdom

His Details

Last Online
May 20
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m).
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Aquarius but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Income
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
You ask for a hamburger, I give you a hamburger. You raise it to your lips and take a bite. Your eye twitches involuntarily. Across the street a father of three falls down the stairs. You swallow and look down at the hamburger in your hands. I give you a hamburger. You swallow and look down at the hamburger in your hands. You cannot swallow. There are children at the top of the stairs. A pickle shifts uneasily under the bun. I give you a hamburger. You look at my face, and I am pleading with you. The children are crying now. You raise the hamburger to your lips, tears stream down your face as you take a bite. I give you a hamburger. You are on your knees. You plead with me to go across the street. I hear only children's laughter. I give you a hamburger. You are screaming as you fall down the stairs. I am your child. You cannot see anything. You take a bite of the hamburger. The concrete rushes up to meet you. You awake with a start in your own bed. Your eye twitches involuntarily. I give you a hamburger. As you kill me, I do not make a sound. I give you a hamburger.
What I’m doing with my life
Feels like I'm doing nothing at all.
Nothing at all.
Nothing at all.
I’m really good at
Those little puzzles you get in Christmas crackers.
The first things people usually notice about me
"Why is this guy so close to me can he just move away please."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I really like The Matrix even though it isn't that great.
The six things I could never do without
Internet. Pizza. My cat. My sleeping bag. Toothpicks. Nail file.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How did they make my phone so thin?
On a typical Friday night I am
Awake until 6am talking about how much I hate video games while playing video games.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Five of my toes don't work. They just don't.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–25
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You like having conversations with people about things I don't know I'm not going to tell you what to do.