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elson12

30 M San Jose, CA

My Details

Last Online
Aug 11
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English, Vietnamese (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I've been told that I am nice, have a cute face, funny, and look younger than my age.

On serious note, most of my highest matches are in San Francisco, Berkeley, and Santa Cruz. That should tell you about my beliefs. To simplify things, I believe that skin color, sexual orientation, gender, etc don't define us. We are how we treat others....except gingers, they have no souls.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I feed hungry people. Literally, I do. My family owns a restaurant. And I've been volunteering at a soup kitchen twice a week for over 3 years now. Enough for them to put me in charge of the volunteers. When no one is watching, I have the volunteers make counterfeit merchandise. Anyone wants a cheap iPhony? UPDATE: I'm very proud to introduce the iPhonee* featuring better resolution and larger screen size. It will surely improve your popularity.

I play kickball on either Tuesday or Thursday evenings (depend on the season).

*patent pending.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I have fast reflexes. Probably to compensate for the fact that I have a tendency to knock stuff over. Although, my reflexes are usually the cause of my knocking stuff over. It's a vicious cycle really.

San Jose Mercury News crossword puzzle. (NYT Sunday puzzle kicks my ass).
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My skin is as smooth as a baby's bottom. Well, I am not sure, for some reason, people don't like it when I try to touch their baby's bottom.
Quite a few people says that I look younger in person.
People says I smile a lot.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I am a big fan of Neil Gaiman. The Sandman, American Gods, Smoke & Mirrors, Anansi Boys, Stardust, Fragile Things, etc.
The Stranger, Crime and Punishment, The Dreamcatcher
I used to read comic books, graphic novels, and manga. I haven't read comics or manga in a while but J Michael Straczynski's Amazing Spider-Man, X-Men, One Piece, and Naruto were my favorites.

Off the top of my head: The Prestige, Rise of the Planet of the Apes, LOTR trilogy, The Departed, and a lot more I can't remember. I shed a few tears at the end of WALL-E and the baby scene in Children of Men.

I like mostly British, HBO, and USA Network shows. In general, I like British's humor, HBO's storytelling, and USANetwork's characters. BBC's Being Human, Blackadder, Boardwalk Empire, Burn Notice, Community, Doctor Who, Dexter, Game of Thrones, House M.D., How I Met Your Mother, Psych, Sherlock, Suit, The Big Bang Theory, The IT Crowd, True Blood, White Collar.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Internet
Eurosports (soccer section)
The news
Friends & Family
Humor & Laughter
Chapstick.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
- Where I can find a cute baby or pet so I can post a picture with him/her to make myself cuter.
- The world.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Bringing sexy back.
At some random Mexican joints, trying to bring the Macarena back.
And yes, I do realize they are both one and the same.
I like tabletop games, dinner with friends, or movies.
At happy hours.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
A lot of my friends know already so it'll come out if you hang out with them. In a moment of pure stupidity, I sent naked pictures of myself to someone to disprove something. According to her, she has shown the pictures to more than 30 people.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-You like cute, nice guys that like to walk line between conceitedness and truthfulness :p
-You want to watch indie films with me. My friends are more into action films. So I usually end up watching indie films alone.
-You're into boardgames. I have Dominion, Munchkin, Unnatural Axe (1st expansion), Bang, expansion for Bang, Say Anything, Kung Fu Fighting, Citadels, Uno, Cards Against Humanity, and a few more.
-You're willing to let me borrow your kid/nephew/niece/pet so I could have a "cute" picture to post. It's not that important. I am pretty cute on my own.

On a serious note, you shouldn't message me if:
- You're against LGBT rights, "we" are not going to work. We can be friends. I won't bring it up during conversations. But if we are going to be spending a lot of time together, it won't work
- My answer to "Are you a [religion]?" appears red to you.
- You want to taste my "eggroll" or to F me while your roommate is out of town. In case you're wondering, it was 2 different guys that messaged me that.