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elvisjensen

48 M Sacramento, CA

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 32–65
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:58am
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Capricorn
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
No fuckin' way......Really?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Art and dogs and and learning and relearning how to construct good,clear space for myself and for the people who come into my life.
I'm spending a lot of time trying to incorporate the word 'nifty' into my vernacular.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Using those roller sticky tape lint things. And watching. And thinking. Art. Sleeping. Protecting myself. Laughing and guffawing.

(I freak myself out that i am an insanely crazy good artist)
The first things people usually notice about me
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My striking similarity to Cheryl Ladd. I think.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Joan Didion, Chuck Palahniuk (don't read his books but but i spend a serious amount of time thinking about laying around in bed with him all day), Todd Solondz movies (Happiness), Robert Altman, Paul Thomas Anderson, Alien, Halloween, Pink's Hot Dogs in Hollywood, X, Elvis Costello, Blaze Foley, Lucinda Williams, Terminator 2, Jessica Lange, Scream, Judy Davis, Burt Lancaster, The Silence of the Lambs, Candleshoe, The Little Girl Who Lives Down The Lane, Mark Rothko, Chrissie Hynde, Bettye Lavette, Glen Campbell singing Witchita Lineman, Helmut Lang, Underworld, Kristin Scott Thomas in french, My Brilliant Career, Sauvignon Blanc (even though i feel emasculated if someone sees me drinking it) An Angel At My Table, Bill Nighy, Dexter, Rickie Lee Jones, June Christy, Muse Restaurant and City Restaurant in L.A. which have long closed but i still pine for them, Sean Penn, Nine Lives (The opening scene with Robin Wright is the best single scene ever in a film), Gillian Anderson, Juliette Lewis, Point Reyes Bleu Cheese, Bob's Blue Cheese dressing, baseball steak, Gin, Psychedelic Furs, Richard Butler's paintings, Richard Avedon and Dash Snow, The Deep End, Tilda Swinton and Emma Stone, Alain Delon, Port, Alfred Hitchcock and Tippi Hedren, Oysters, Trader Joes Salty and Sweet Trail Mix, Dave Martin nudes (1950), Ed Ruscha and Mike Kelly, The Carpenters and Sonic Youth.....
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Camera, Dogs, Truck, Open Road, Home - the 6th one is a 14 way tie between Redwoods, American Spirit Organic Cigarettes in the orange box, Peets coffee, Sugar, Kissing, psychiatrists, long shorts with Doc Martens, Daylight Savings Time, My Dad, Water, the time of year when the McRib comes around whether I choose to eat one or not, Summer, Cutler and Gross Sunglasses style #0696 black, and my penis.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Building my house.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Dancing in my boxers on my couch?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Ask. Shy isn't one of my strong points.
You should message me if
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You don't watch Glee. And if you cringe while watching/overhearing any conversation regarding Reality tv. And if you have never participated in an argument about any female pop singer from 1987 to 2012. And if you only tried PCP once and you were in the 4th grade.