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40 M Charlotte, NC

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 4:32am
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Ok, so before you make fun of my username, know that my middle name actually is Elvis and that's what people call me in real life. My formula is probably Michael Cera + David Sedaris x that Slumdog Millionaire kid / Godzilla. I take pride in being different from the run of the mill male out there in americaland.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working as a Art Director for an ad agency up in Philly from my home office in Charlotte (NoDa). Yes, I realize that working in advertising contributes nothing to society, so I'm trying to balance it out by doing things that will bring me more satisfaction intrinsically. Doing some painting, looking after my pets, being with friends, cooking at least one new dish a week, etc. I've been doing yoga for a year and love it -- its changing my mind and body for the better.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Filling out mind bendingly huge forms on dating sites. I have good rhythm. I can consume vast amounts of hot sauce with no repercussions. Perfecting the fine balance of being a geek and ... well I'm not sure what to balance it with. Guess I need to work on that part.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My pointy nose (I am sometimes mistaken for a golf flag) and my purty eyes -- my lashes are longer than 90% of the female population. Sense of humor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books - memoirs about screwed up people. Sedaris, Burroughs, Glass Castle, etc. Kurt Vonnegut. And the Bunnicula series. I recently gotten into graphic memoirs like Persepolis, Marbles, Maus, etc.

TV - Misfits, American Horror Story, Breaking Bad, Breaking Bad, Breaking Bad. 30 Rock, Real Housewives of Atlanta (and ONLY Atlanta), Community, Walking Dead, United States of Tara (shame on Sho for canceling this!).

Movies - Scott Pilgrim, Teen Witch, Hugo, The Iron Giant, Go!, History Of The World Part 1, Dolemite, Evil Dead 2, The Adventures of Ford Fairlane, Goonies, Shaolin Soccer, Top Secret!, Dawn of the Dead, Kick-Ass, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Buffalo 66, Birdemic!, Happy Endings, The Opposite of Sex, Machine Girl, King of Kong, Real Genius

Music - Wilco, Kinks, Rancid, The Streets, Nice & Smooth, Beck, Vampire Weekend, Bon Iver, The Gories, RZA, Die Antwoord, She & Him, Weezer, Born Ruffians, Coconut Records. Been rocking out to some Hall and Oates.

Food - Vietnamese (pho pho pho), Indian, Thai, Sushi, Eritrean, Moroccan. I also cook the aforementioned, except for sushi. I'm not that confident in the availability of sushi grade fish in Charlotte :)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
One - Some sort of screen to project imagery
Two - Usenet
Three - Dogs
Four - Gravitas
Five - Human contact
Six - Carvel Ice Cream cakes on my birthday
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I've met people who have changed my life over the past few years and I am eternally grateful for. Fortunately my penchant for sarcasm remains untouched.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with friends and neighbors at the local watering holes. Having someone(s) over to watch a movie or play some Dance Central. Possibly reading a book. Playing some obscure videogame. Sketching in pencil or charcoal.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I almost exclusively take baths. I'm like a lumberjack in that way! And I use Mr. Bubble because it's cool and manly.
You should message me if
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you want to meet somebody different and not a dick, and with just a touch of goofy charm!