"I can see the presidency from my house."

Questions I wish they asked in the debate:

1. Who would win in an underwater fight, Aquaman or Spiderman? Why?
2. Why do fat people get handicapped parking? Shouldn’t they be encouraged to walk? Would you support fat peopole parking at the rear of every lot?
3. To Sen. Obama: Would you rather do Bristol Palin or Meghan McCain? Why?
4. What is your favorite ingredient in trail mix?
5. If A implies B does that mean Not B implies Not A?
6. If elected, will you use a presidential pardon to free O.J. Simpson from unjust persecution at the hands of racist police officers who are just out to get him because he is a successful black man?
7. Do you believe Seal can fly? What does Heidi Klum see in him besides his horrible music/acne scars?
8. If necessary, would you rather club a pengiun or baby seal?
9. Can you shotgun a beer? Feel free to demonstrate.
10. This term for long-handed gardening tool can also mean immoral pleasure seeker. Please remember to answer in the form of a question.