I'm Elyce. I'm 19. I work. I go to school. I'm agnostic, not religious whatsoever, I'd prefer if you weren't either. I love animals. I read. Amateur conspiracy theorist. I'm paranoid by nature and I cannot stand the US government or any authority figure. so if you're a cop, or in the military, don't bother. I love marijuana ;). I'm extremely shy and quiet. I'm very pessimistic. Misanthrope. That's right, I hate all of you. Dark sense of humor. I'm not girly at all, so if that's what you're looking for, you better look somewhere else. I feel more comfortable in my oversized cannibal corpse shirt and jeans with vans than I do with makeup, a dress, and heels. I use foul language and burp openly. Oh, and I am a metalhead \m/.

No fucking clue. I do know that I don't want to be just another ant in society. I don't want the average all- American dream. I don't want to live just to die. If any of that makes any sense..

Reading people and handling dogs.

And pissing off Christians >:)

Probably my height first. Then my amazing curves ;). And if my hair is up, then the gaping holes in my ears.

Books: Mostly horror, general fiction, and astronomy

I like stand up. Animated comedies like futurama, family guy, metalocalypse, and home movies. Then there's the walking dead, breaking bad, wilfred, skins, the office, arrested development, scrubs, and others that I can't name off the top of my head.

Music: a wide variety, but mainly metal. Thrash, death metal, black metal, grindcore, and I'm starting to get into stoner and doom metal. I also listen to indie, alternative, punk, ska, reggae, 60's oldies, 70's and 80's. I used to not like country, but I've found that I do like a little of it. I don't like rap or hip hop at all.

My family. Music. Mary Jane. My glasses. My job. My car.

Lots of shit. I'm trapped inside my own mind.

Smoking my sorrows away.

I have severe social anxieties. So if you're interested in getting my number or hanging out, you'd better be patient. It will take me awhile to warm up to you and work up the courage to do that.

You share my love for metal and weed , or feel like you have more than a couple of things in common with me. Male or female, I don't care.

I WILL NOT reply if you have children, are ten or more years older than me, if you listen to anything on the radio, or if you love Jesus Christ. NO FUCKING COUPLES. I don't want to be a fucking little toy in your failing relationship.

One last thing.. If you have nothing nice to say, THEN DON'T GO OUT OF YOUR WAY TO FUCKING MESSAGE ME.