Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Quite simply, I know exactly what I'm going to do with my life and
how I'm going to achieve it. This endeavor will take me to many
exciting places (my world travels are certainly not finished). I'm
looking for a partner in crime who is willing to assist me in my
desire to rid the world of political correctness. That is to say,
I'm totally cool with a girl from Austin, but a girl *of* Austin is
too thin-skinned to deal with me for more than 5 minutes. Give me
an expatriate from the country and I'll be a happy boy. Now; on to
the profile that the remaining 5% of you will read: ))
On a thoroughly awesome day I would be:
-Blasting a car (possibly one that I built myself) around a
racetrack or down a beautifully curvaceous stretch of
-Doing damn near anything in a place that requires a passport to
-Attacking the aforementioned beautifully curvaceous stretch of
asphalt on a sportbike... preferably an Italian one.
-Playing with guns out in the country.
-Riding dirtbikes or 4-wheelers.
-Exploring an abandoned skyscraper.
On a far more relaxing day I would be:
-reading a book at a coffee shop, preferably where I can watch
people, cars, and life pass by.
-checking out not-a-chick-flick at the movie theater (chick flicks
are for the privacy of my home)
-finding out where the path goes.
Favorite moment[s] in life (no order):
-When a friend and I discovered a MASSIVE abandoned and
never-completed indoor water amusement park in Moscow,
-My epic Romanian/Transylvanian castle touring and vampire hunting
-Any one of several of our epic North-Central Arkansas or Smoky
Mountain sportbike adventure/adrenaline hyper-tours that I enjoyed
while a member of a sportbike club.
-Any trip, be it on a motorcycle or in a car, and preferably
quickly, down a road called Deals Gap in Tennessee. 318 curves in
11 miles. Pure heaven.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Stalking girls on dating websites hoping to find someone with
enough money to support my drug habits, eliminate my gambling
debts, and pay my monthly bill from the bail bondsman. Hey, you're
Just graduated from UT. Can't do much now except to wait
impatiently for the next chapter of life to begin.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Discovering the perfect applications for caffeine, adrenaline,
gasoline, and sugar.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I'm not taking part in whatever trendy trend is trending.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Just know that my favorite book isn't Mein Kampf, my favorite food
isn't liver, and my favorite music isn't Punk Rock.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The pursuit of knowledge and acceleration. A sense of smell and
touch. Two other things.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Happiness, and how to get more of it (I'm doing pretty good at the
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sitting next to you and making you laugh. Or; very quickly running
away from the scene of the crime with you beside me, and then
trying to catch our breath through uncontrollable laughter... In
other words, you'll occasionally need to be 8 years old on a Friday
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...you want somebody that can: tell you to "break a leg" before
your dance recital, give your favorite new band an honest listen,
fix your car, pet your dog, field strip your AK, laugh at you for
making a klutz of yourself and then making you feel better about
it, attend a monster-truck show while drinking beer, lead you up a
challenging rock-strewn trail, and challenge your beliefs... after
all, I'm a born yankee with a strong southern influence: my
influences and belief system are as disparate as you can imagine.
In every way imaginable, you've never met a "me" before.
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