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  • Ages 25-37
  • Near me
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Last online
Nov 25
5' 7" (1.70m)
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My self-summary
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I can spend hours playing games like "Would You Rather...". My record for this with my mates is about five hours. We were in a Munich beer garden, which helped with creativity.

I can have a pretty dark sense of humour. If you are offended by the fact that there are photos in circulation of me and my mate's recreating the Human Centipede in a Gastro Pub on a Sunday afternoon then it probably won't work.

I will watch literally any sport. I used to play football regularly but not so much any more. I still train but I just enjoy having Sundays back. I support Crystal Palace and go to most home games.

Me and my friends were once banned from karaoke box for about three months after a particularly over zealous rendition of "Life is a Roller Coaster" left their room in a less than perfect state.

Beneath all the jokes and running around partying I'm a decent person with a good heart who loves her mates and if I care about someone I'll do pretty much anything for them.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working hard. Enjoying myself. Drinking lots of red wine. Taking a lot of photos....
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Wasting time on the internet, sport, painting, over estimating myself at karaoke, a couple of signature dishes for cooking
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I make a lot of bad puns. And I then laugh at them.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Brace yourself, this will take a while...

Game of Thrones / Song of Ice and Fire series
His Dark Materials
Cloud Atlas
Just finished 1Q84, it's excellent
Austen, Bronte, Shakespeare, Ibsen.... My degree is in English Literature so lots

Jurassic Park (I will passionately defend the sequels too)
Robin Hood Prince of Thieves
Mean Girls
Sister Act 2
Alien Trilogy (not Requiem, or Alien v Predator, or Resurrection....)
Little Miss Sunshine
Original Star Wars trilogy - not prequels, they can do one
All disaster movies... I have a thing for them

Nighty Night
Summer Heights High
X Factor (and the US version just for Britney)
Friday Night Lights
All reality TV

Everything from Ryan Adams, The National and Bon Iver to One Direction and Cher Lloyd

Who doesn't like good food? Cheese is my weakness. Especially a baked camembert. Lord I'll do anything for baked camembert.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My mates, my iPod, my bed, my phone, my guitar, jager
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How long I would survive in a zombie apocalypse.... and whether there is any wine in the house.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In Soho or round a mate's house having fun and annoying the neighbours
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have the High School Musical sound track on my iPod
You should message me if
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You would survive a long time in a zombie apocalypse. I'd be rubbish so I need someone with survival skills.