I can have a pretty dark sense of humour. If you are offended by the fact that there are photos in circulation of me and my mate's recreating the Human Centipede in a Gastro Pub on a Sunday afternoon then it probably won't work.
I will watch literally any sport. I used to play football regularly but not so much any more. I still train but I just enjoy having Sundays back. I support Crystal Palace so am currently very very excited about next season, when we will undoubtedly get thrashed every week. But it will be by Manchester United rather than Burnley, so that's good.
Me and my friends were once banned from karaoke box for about three months after a particularly over zealous rendition of "Life is a Roller Coaster" left their room in a less than perfect state.
I have never had physical contact with a lion, tiger, or baby versions thereof. I don't know where everyone on the internet is getting these from, but I'm pretty jealous. Do they do OK Cupid open days where you can go in and get a profile picture with a lion?
Beneath all the jokes and running around partying I'm a decent person with a good heart who loves her mates and if I care about someone I'll do pretty much anything for them.