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em-dubz

31 F London, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:26am
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Taurus
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I can spend hours playing games like "Would You Rather...". My record for this with my mates is about five hours. We were in a Munich beer garden, which helped with creativity.

I can have a pretty dark sense of humour. If you are offended by the fact that there are photos in circulation of me and my mate's recreating the Human Centipede in a Gastro Pub on a Sunday afternoon then it probably won't work.

I will watch literally any sport. I used to play football regularly but not so much any more. I still train but I just enjoy having Sundays back. I support Crystal Palace so am currently very very excited about next season, when we will undoubtedly get thrashed every week. But it will be by Manchester United rather than Burnley, so that's good.

Me and my friends were once banned from karaoke box for about three months after a particularly over zealous rendition of "Life is a Roller Coaster" left their room in a less than perfect state.

I have never had physical contact with a lion, tiger, or baby versions thereof. I don't know where everyone on the internet is getting these from, but I'm pretty jealous. Do they do OK Cupid open days where you can go in and get a profile picture with a lion?

Beneath all the jokes and running around partying I'm a decent person with a good heart who loves her mates and if I care about someone I'll do pretty much anything for them.
What I’m doing with my life
Working hard in sports PR. Enjoying myself. Taking a lot of photos....
I’m really good at
Wasting time on the internet, sport, painting, over estimating myself at karaoke, a couple of signature dishes for cooking
The first things people usually notice about me
I make a lot of bad puns. And I then laugh at them.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Brace yourself, this will take a while...

Books:
Game of Thrones / Song of Ice and Fire series
His Dark Materials
Cloud Atlas
Just finished 1Q84, it's excellent
Room
Austen, Bronte, Shakespeare, Ibsen.... My degree is in English Literature so lots

Movies:
Jurassic Park (I will passionately defend the sequels too)
Clueless
Robin Hood Prince of Thieves
Mean Girls
Sister Act 2
Alien Trilogy (not Requiem, or Alien v Predator, or Resurrection....)
Little Miss Sunshine
Cloverfield
Anchorman
Original Star Wars trilogy - not prequels, they can do one
All disaster movies... I have a thing for them

Shows:
Nighty Night
Summer Heights High
X Factor (and the US version just for Britney)
Friday Night Lights
All reality TV

Music:
Everything from Ryan Adams, The National and Bon Iver to One Direction and Cher Lloyd

Food:
Who doesn't like good food? Cheese is my weakness. Especially a baked camembert. Lord I'll do anything for baked camembert.
The six things I could never do without
My mates, my iPod, my bed, my phone, my guitar, jager
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How long I would survive in a zombie apocalypse.... and whether there is any wine in the house.
On a typical Friday night I am
In Soho or round a mate's house having fun and annoying the neighbours
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have the High School Musical sound track on my iPod
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like girls
  • Ages 25–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You would survive a long time in a zombie apocalypse. I'd be rubbish so I need someone with survival skills.