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em-dubz

33 London, UK Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jul 5
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Taurus
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Status
Single
Speaks
English
My self-summary
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I can spend hours playing games like "Would You Rather...". My record for this with my mates is about five hours. We were in a Munich beer garden, which helped with creativity.

I can have a pretty dark sense of humour. If you are offended by the fact that there are photos in circulation of me and my mate's recreating the Human Centipede in a Gastro Pub on a Sunday afternoon then it probably won't work.

I will watch literally any sport. I used to play football regularly but not so much any more. I still train but I just enjoy having Sundays back. I support Crystal Palace and go to most home games.

Me and my friends were once banned from karaoke box for about three months after a particularly over zealous rendition of "Life is a Roller Coaster" left their room in a less than perfect state.

Beneath all the jokes and running around partying I'm a decent person with a good heart who loves her mates and if I care about someone I'll do pretty much anything for them.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working hard. Enjoying myself. Drinking lots of red wine. Taking a lot of photos....
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Wasting time on the internet, sport, painting, over estimating myself at karaoke, a couple of signature dishes for cooking
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I make a lot of bad puns. And I then laugh at them.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Brace yourself, this will take a while...

Books:
Game of Thrones / Song of Ice and Fire series
His Dark Materials
Cloud Atlas
Just finished 1Q84, it's excellent
Room
Austen, Bronte, Shakespeare, Ibsen.... My degree is in English Literature so lots

Movies:
Jurassic Park (I will passionately defend the sequels too)
Clueless
Robin Hood Prince of Thieves
Mean Girls
Sister Act 2
Alien Trilogy (not Requiem, or Alien v Predator, or Resurrection....)
Little Miss Sunshine
Cloverfield
Anchorman
Original Star Wars trilogy - not prequels, they can do one
All disaster movies... I have a thing for them

Shows:
Nighty Night
Summer Heights High
X Factor (and the US version just for Britney)
Friday Night Lights
All reality TV

Music:
Everything from Ryan Adams, The National and Bon Iver to One Direction and Cher Lloyd

Food:
Who doesn't like good food? Cheese is my weakness. Especially a baked camembert. Lord I'll do anything for baked camembert.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My mates, my iPod, my bed, my phone, my guitar, jager
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How long I would survive in a zombie apocalypse.... and whether there is any wine in the house.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In Soho or round a mate's house having fun and annoying the neighbours
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have the High School Musical sound track on my iPod
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You would survive a long time in a zombie apocalypse. I'd be rubbish so I need someone with survival skills.