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33 M New Orleans, LA

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of university
Art / Music / Writing
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), C++ (Okay)

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My self-summary
I don't think I have the patience for online dating.. or maybe just dating in general. I partly don't have the time but I'm also just bad at it... My longest relationship in the last couple of years was maybe two months.
I was on this site a while back and quickly lost interest... but a neighbor recently convinced me that okcupid was fun and there are some interesting girls on here. He showed me a picture of a girl he said seemed cool, but had "crazy eyes"... I thought she was pretty hot. So, I read her profile and thought 'if I can meet a girl like that, maybe it's worth another try.'
Just don't be surprised if I express some interest and forget to message you.
What I’m doing with my life
What are you really supposed to write in here.. I remember trying to be serious about this before, but it always seems so boring.
I'll tell you that I've not been too serious about much lately. I'm largely self-employed and keep myself busy doing a lot of crap... It's really nice not having to answer to the boss.
I’m really good at
I'm one of those 'jack of all trades/master of none' guys.
Apparently I'm really good at finding bacon for people at 4am.
The first things people usually notice about me
These questions are just silly.. I logged into this site after having my account hidden for about two years and deleted everything except the previous one about what I'm good at, because that's still pretty accurate.
I also noticed that I answered over a thousand of those questions they use to match you up with people. Not sure how that happened (or how it can be even remotely accurate) but I don't imagine I'll be changing those.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like all of these things and I could possible pick some favorites; but why?.. There aren't many books that I really want to reread.
Same with movies, shows and music.. I take them mainly as entertainment.
Food might be a different story though.
Someone fed me pickled pig snout the other day... or maybe it was pig lip.
She didn't say what it was until afterward. She just put it in my mouth... anyway, it was pretty good. Can't say I wouldn't try it again.
The six things I could never do without

This should really be enough.. I'm not a writer. I work with my hands.
I've never been good with words and I can't talk about myself for extended periods of time.
Is this where I put that thing about how you're welcome to 'ask me if you want to know?'... I always hated that about lazy online dating. At least say something. Like, "I like cats and dogs but I'd rather have the freedom to take off whenever I want and not have to worry about the animals dying."
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I spend a lot of time trying to figure out how I can be self employed with a bunch of free time and work from home... I've nearly got it and it's wonderful.
On a typical Friday night I am
Let's pretend that we live in a normal city where most people aren't working on the weekend... I'd probably be hanging out with friends and playing scrabble or cooking burgers for anyone that wants to come over.. As it happens, we usually do that stuff on Monday or Tuesday.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
In my experience online dating is mostly guys messaging girls to the point where it gets annoying.. I've never been one to send a bunch of messages to 'play the odds,' but then my messages have a tenancy to get lost in the mix.

So, you should message me if you want to message me... It might help if you weren't a typical girly girl. I tend to like people who are a bit weird or nerdy.