I'm Italian and Czech. Mary Jane is the love of my life. I can't stand hearing people chew their food. Snow is stupid. I like weird movies that make you say "what the fuck????!!". I like sports, especially basketball and football. I swear like a goddamn sailor. I wish I could time travel back to the 60s and 70s. I forget everything. I have no sense of time, and I'm always late. I love the smell of freshly baked bread. I hate making plans. I space out frequently. Cartoons make me happy. I like tatoos (even tho I dont have any... yet). I dont like my ladies to be too butch, if i wanted masculinity I would just date a dude.

having fun, kicking ass, fucking shit up, earning and burning, snaping necks, cashing checks, laughing at things that don't matter, being a master of karate and friendship for everyone

Getting songs stuck in my head, sarcastic comments, daydreaming, not giving a fuck, doodling, cooking, baking, singing in the shower, forgetting things, procrastinating, saying "that's what she said.", the humpty dance

Urrrhh my hair

Movies: Amelie, Monty Python movies, Donnie Darko, Across the Universe, Pan's Labyrinth, The Big Lebowski, Step Brothers, Spaceballs, Pineapple Express, Inception, ANIMATED DISNEY MOVIES,Yellow Submarine, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure :),

Shows: It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Community, House, American Horror Story, How I Met Your Mother, Chuck, Doug, Friends, That 70s Show, Hey Arnold!, The Office, Leverage, Entourage, 30 Rock, Scooby Doo Where Are You?, LOONEY TUNES

Music: Led Zeppelin, AC/DC, The Beatles, Pink Floyd, Jimi Hendrix, Cream, The Guess Who, The White Stripes, The Dead Weather, The Black Keys, The Mars Volta, The Muse, Nirvana, Radiohead, The Kills, Queen, 13th Floor Elevators, Grace Potter and the Nocturnals, Jefferson Airplane, Florence and the machine

90s rap game is where it's at: my main man Biggie, the rest of the bad boys, Craig Mack (I could seriously listen to flava in your ear on repeat for hours), junior mafia, jay-z, busta rhymes, 2pac, fugees, snoop, bone thugs, black star, wu tang clan, digital underground, dre, biz markie (oooooh baby you got what I neeed lol how can you not belt out this chorus?), heavy d, method man, yadda yadda yadda...

Food: Cereal :D YUM

1. Sex
2. Drugs
3. Rock and Roll

:O

things that don't make sense.

Legen... wait for it...

I have a huge crush on Alison Mosshart.

... dary.