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emailrusty

27 M Dallas, TX

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:44pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I got bored... and recorded some of my frustrations, about OKC, in a rap. ;)
https://soundcloud.com/rusty-holcomb/shallow-cupids

**Let's start with the bad stuff first**
An "I" list... Stuff about "I" that you won't like:
• Quite frankly, I'm not easy to please, and I don't do "meaningless" ANYTHING.
• I am not good at being humble
• I have NO control over who I like, and it's never just ONE thing that draws me to someone
• I won't like you JUST because:
- you're "pretty"
- you're "smart"
- you have a "great personality"
....It takes more than one stick to build a house, folks...
• I am NOT good at cooking bad food
• I am right until you prove me wrong
• I indirectly contradict myself, occasionally
• I never contradict myself
• I prefer "untypical" features
• I like someone who is open-minded
• I am NOT religious... I am "spiritual"
- You believe what makes YOU happy, and I'll do the same. Who am I to judge you, and vice versa.

**Good Stuff**
A "My" list.... Things "My" like about me:
• My innate artistic ability
• My wonderful grasp of psychology
• My entrepreneurship
• My hair
• My sideways smile
• My circular thinking
• My poetic abilities
• My independence
• My attention to detail
• My empathic-ness (empathy) :P
• My over-active emotions.... I am an artist, and beauty in any pure form is a rarity. I cry. Fuck you. :D
• My romanticism
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Making money. Working towards my early retirement.

And making random mock-commercials... such as this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkOcKFVJdv0&feature=player_embedded
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Graphic design. Photography. Longboarding with supreme finesse. Writing poetry. Being ironic. Not being humble... and the list goes on and on and on and on... ;)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My smile, my hair, or my teeth.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
• BOOKS: Books make me fall asleep. You can have them... but I'll rub your feet while you read...

• MOVIES: Anything with 3.5 stars or higher on Netflix. Plus the classic-favorites: Lion King, Boondock Saints, Fear and Loathing, The Little Mermaid, Clerks, Dogtown, Pulp Fiction... blah, blah, blah... you get it.

• SHOWS: HIMYM, Futurama, Orange is the New Black, The League, Breaking Bad, That 70's Show, ANYTHING NatGeo.

• MUSIC: I like *ALMOST* everything, but as I've said in the past; I think people put too much weight in music related similarities.

• FOOD: Spicy EVERYTHING. Pizza. Chipotle. Sushi.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
In order:
• To love and to be loved
• An intellectually challenging opinion
• My right hand (c'mon people... I'm an artist...)
• Freedom
• Eye candy
• Hot sauce
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How I'm going to make my FIRST million... the next ones will fall in place after that.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Wondering why, seemingly, all the fish [in the sea] school toward the Mariana, while I'm left suspended in an ocean of octopi.... "Relationship chameleons" who latch, leech, and leave me with just their "tale"... to dissect and rearrange as I deem fit.
(There are quite a bit of things to think about in the progression of that metaphor)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
But seriously; I have never dated someone younger than me... I have a strong appreciation for maturity, it's something I can't control... even with the prettiest bimbo. Lol

AB/DL .. And not giving A FUUUUUUUUUCK. :D
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
IF:
• You think outside the box
• You are creative (or have an niche skill)
• You don't halt a conversation with one word answers
• You are confident
• You are musically inclined

... and while none of these are guaranteed to leave me awe-inspired at your amazingness... it's a good fucking start.
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Lastly, I can't claim to be a poet without giving you a sample...
I wrote this about an ex. I "reckon" it relays relevant pompous-resplendence, reluctance, resentment, remorse, re-growth, and romanticism. (alliteration, for the win)

"She Found Another Tree to Leave..."

I was the tree
Peaks swaying through the winds
Knowing my only plight was upward;
Knowing my purpose and my past.
A lonely statue; a chunk of gold;
A waiting culprit for one soul.

She was the spider
dancing from bough to bough
Casting line after line
With hopes of latching
Leeching strength from what stands strong.
Selling closeness, vs standing alone.

At first it seemed a mutual bargain,
Trading lively hood for comfort.
And she always returned,
Nightly,
to once again appease,
And quietly nestled within my leaves.

One morning the dew had settled
Her web sparkled
In the glaring dawn
Only, the spider was not present
Just the shell of what she'd left.
A barren space, an empty nest.

I wouldn't spare myself the heart break.
I wouldn't turn the tides.
I couldn't deny what felt so true.
But I can't unweave the maliced web
Of tethered lies and countless deaths.