While I enjoy the jersey fist pump (a suburban version of my house music dancing days in Palladium & Sound factory) I'm a born and bred New Yorker. I work in the city and live a 20 min drive away. My friends and family like me and want to spend time with me. I can make comedians laugh. I love to cook for big family dinners. I love to dance and am usually the life of the party. I work out and watch my diet because it works. If it didn't I'd eat bacon as if it were my job to do it.
I have 3 sons-18 (freaks me out too...), 17 & 8. I love & like them. This is basically my surgeon general's warning. I try not to contact those that answered "no" to the "have kids" question. However, I'm looking for companionship and not an insta-dad. If it freaks you out I'm sorry and please don't freak me out with weird kid questions.
Please don't speak to me like I read 50 shades of gray. If I want porn I use the Internet like an adult. Seriously. We've hopefully all done the grown up haven't we?