Generally speaking, I am a sane person. I miss holding hands while driving. Do I want to be in a "serious relationship"? I don't know. I'm happy to meet people and open to whatever that ends up being. I'll know what I want when it comes.
I'm a born and bred New Yorker. My friends and family like me and want to spend time with me. I work out as needed and watch my diet because it works. If it didn't I'd eat bacon as if it were my job to do it.
I have 3 sons-20(freaks me out too...), 19 & 10. I love & like them. I'm looking for companionship and not an insta-dad. If it freaks you out I'm sorry and please don't freak me out with weird kid questions.
What I’m doing with my life
Gym, work, mommy, play, sleep, rinse & repeat
I’m really good at
I aced the Irish okcupid test. That gave me great joy.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm about 5'-11"/6' in my heels.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Bell jar, glen Gerry glen Ross, law & order, 90s reggae, bacon
The six things I could never do without
I'm treating this like a zombie apocalypse question-
-Non zombie friends & family
-Coconuts: food and water and weapons all in one compact portable
-Tequila: for consumption and first aid
-Shotgun w ammo
-Jeep wrangler w gas
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Midgets and unicorns. Specifically blue unicorns.
Wait for it...
Based on the polar vortex- flannel bras.
On a typical Friday night I am
Binge watching a series.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I pick my nose.
You should message me if
You are a grown up with kidlike tendencies. You are good, fun &
funny, nice, strong, smart, damaged but in working condition. You
are easy going and open minded. You are willing to stay out until
it's time for breakfast if that's how the night went. You can
tolerate my inane conversation about how instant ice cubes will be
the greatest invention of our time even if it just means you'll
politely yes me until I shut up. You'll warm me up when I'm
Please have pics that are of your face not "I will provide pics if
you ask for them"?