Find better matches with our advanced matching system

—% Match
—% Enemy

embibembi

29 F New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:00pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Medicine
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Italian (Okay)

Similar Users

My self-summary
I make fun of hipsters, mostly because I want to be one so badly.

I'm deeply saddened I can't dress up for any more Harry Potter premieres.

My alter ego, "Martha", has a knack for cooking, sewing, and re-upholstering furniture.

I'll feel accomplished in life when I can successfully compost in my backyard.
What I’m doing with my life
Family Nurse Practitionering at a high school in Brooklyn. Cheerleading for charity (cheerny.org)
I’m really good at
Anything I put serious effort into.
The first things people usually notice about me
My killer graphic tee or the strange expression on my face.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Contact- Carl Sagan, Breakfast of Champions- Kurt Vonnegut, Illusions- Richard Bach, The Pleasure of My Company- Steve Martin, Harry Potter!- JK Rowling

Movies: Gattaca, Harold and Maude, Amelie, There Will be Blood, The Big Lebowski, Labyrinth, Blade Runner, Bull Durham (any Kevin Costner baseball movie), The Dark Crystal, Stop Making Sense, ET, Detroit Rock City

Shows: Seinfeld, Louie, Mad Men, Curb

Music: Beach House, St. Vincent, Fleet Foxes, Empires, Death Cab for Cutie, The xx, Cat Stevens, M83, Beirut, Neil Young, Rachael Yamagata, David Byrne, David Bowie, dubstep is a guilty pleasure

Food: sushi, dim sum, panch'an, pizza, CHEESE, frozen treats.
The six things I could never do without
1. Earplugs
2. MTA (I’m the worst driver of all time)
3. Ketchup
4. Toothbrush
5. Rainbow sandals
6. Laughter (the kind that either leads to snorting or abdominal muscle fatigue)

I’m a relatively normal person, but just in case you were worried, I could never “do without” friends or family either, I just don’t consider them “things.”
On a typical Friday night I am
Either in lazying or out causing trouble.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
If I admit it, it won't be private, silly.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 28–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
You...
can put up with sarcasm.
are not ruled or defined by social media outlets.
miss the west coast even though you love living in NYC.
think I might want to marry you and have your babies.