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29 F New York, NY

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 28–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
English (Fluently), Italian (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I make fun of hipsters, mostly because I want to be one so badly.

I'm deeply saddened I can't dress up for any more Harry Potter premieres.

My alter ego, "Martha", has a knack for cooking, sewing, and re-upholstering furniture.

I'll feel accomplished in life when I can successfully compost in my backyard.
What I’m doing with my life
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Family Nurse Practitionering at a high school in Brooklyn. Cheerleading for charity (
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Anything I put serious effort into.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My killer graphic tee or the strange expression on my face.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Contact- Carl Sagan, Breakfast of Champions- Kurt Vonnegut, Illusions- Richard Bach, The Pleasure of My Company- Steve Martin, Harry Potter!- JK Rowling

Movies: Gattaca, Harold and Maude, Amelie, There Will be Blood, The Big Lebowski, Labyrinth, Blade Runner, Bull Durham (any Kevin Costner baseball movie), The Dark Crystal, Stop Making Sense, ET, Detroit Rock City

Shows: Seinfeld, Louie, Mad Men, Curb

Music: Beach House, St. Vincent, Fleet Foxes, Empires, Death Cab for Cutie, The xx, Cat Stevens, M83, Beirut, Neil Young, Rachael Yamagata, David Byrne, David Bowie, dubstep is a guilty pleasure

Food: sushi, dim sum, panch'an, pizza, CHEESE, frozen treats.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Earplugs
2. MTA (I’m the worst driver of all time)
3. Ketchup
4. Toothbrush
5. Rainbow sandals
6. Laughter (the kind that either leads to snorting or abdominal muscle fatigue)

I’m a relatively normal person, but just in case you were worried, I could never “do without” friends or family either, I just don’t consider them “things.”
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My future.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either in lazying or out causing trouble.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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If I admit it, it won't be private, silly.
You should message me if
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can put up with sarcasm.
are not ruled or defined by social media outlets.
miss the west coast even though you love living in NYC.
think I might want to marry you and have your babies.