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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18-43
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 11:40pm
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
6' 2" (1.88m)
Body Type
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), C++ (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My beard is 13 years older than the median Seattle beard.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Privatizing public health for fun + profit.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Feeling safe walking in Pioneer Square at night by myself.

Checking my privilege.

Cashing checks with my iPhone.

Skiing. Aspen.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
You know how some people are cultural Jews? I'm cultural gay.

Photos? Often a stern look. Furrowed bushy brow. Cold green eyes.

Life? My smile. Go figure.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
— Munch — 
My cow is currently enjoying a diet of clover'n'grass, hoooofing it up the hills of the Wallowas in North-Eastern Oregon, enjoying a life that very few cattle these days are blessed with. Soon, she will be on my plate—your's too if you'd like a taste—and I will be grateful for the work she put into converting the scrub and sun of the Earth into gamey proteins and rich healthy fats that will sustain me for a year to come. Thank you cow.

— Read —

Social justice screeds by establishment intellectuals. Orwell, Zinn, Robert Reich, John Perkins
Dead White Guys Hemingway, Vonnegut, Steinbeck, Miller, Twain, Wilde, Dosteovsky, Fitzgerald, Thompson
Alive White Guys Chabon, Pollan, Irving, Pynchon
Short Story Collections Miranda July, Atwood, Kafka, Joyce
Self-Help Opening Up, Sex at Dawn

— Watch —
 Woody Allen.

— Listen — 
I don't listen to music, but I won't object to listening to yours.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Chocolates. Goggle Lenses. Fantasies. &Clouds bursting with champagne powder. Sky. Pants.

Humor. Wine. Air. Bath Towels. Socks.

Well-Seasoned Cast Iron. Worn T-Shirts. Growth Trees.

Squidbully. Mousey. Slavegirl. Leah. HeyHey!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Fertility Awareness Method

The Master Plan
New York Springs, Seattle Summers, Aspen Winters

#80 Vine, Seattle, WA 98121

tax policy & the economy 1950-1981 vs 1981-present

Guaranteed Basic Income
a $15 min wage is a start, but the end of most work is closer than most (nonprogramers) realize

salacious-desire, seduction, & sex as a team sport

cruising to argentina in my '77 vw westfalia for a steak
w/my lovely lass tied up in the passenger seat being mistaken for a columbian kidnap victim.

Professor Blakstone. (luvable, but grumpy bunny)
& the status of his food bucket, water bucket, and litter bucket
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Tom was making a drawing when Samuel came in.

Samuel looked at the drawing. What is it?

I'm trying to work out a gate-opener so a man won't have to get out of his rig. Here's the pull-rod to open the latch.

What's going to open it?

I figured a strong spring.

Samuel studied the drawing. Then what's going to close it?

This bar here. It would slip to this spring with the tension the other way.

I see, said Samuel. It might work too, if the gate was truly hung. And it would only take twice as much time to make and keep up as twenty years of getting out of the rig and opening the gate.

Tom protested, Sometimes with a skittish horse—

I know, said his father. But the main reason is that it's fun.

Tom grinned. Caught me, he said.

East of Eden John Steinbeck
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
6.5" of girth. Yes, it is magical. Try it.

My girlfriend is the iPhone emogi model.

She's also my slave. I share her.

I haven't made a male friend in decades.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You already have several handsome lads in your life. But. Well. You're greedy. =D

You live in the suburbs by choice and are willing to patiently explain to an urban elitist why.

You brush your teeth at least twice daily.

You've seen me naked on fetlife.

🚔 Not looking for a partner in crime. 🚔