I am awful at describing myself. I am polite. I scowl in public because I don't know what else to do with my face. I read a lot. I've never eaten a salad. I use adverbs liberally. I'm in shape. I don't really do shirtless photos. I can still quote stories I heard fifteen years ago, but I almost never know what day of the week it is. There's a lot happening here.
TL;DR: Vast, contains multitudes.