body/sex positive, nerdy, sarcastic, cat-obsessed, modified, bookworm.
In the words of the sage 2 Chainz, I got a big booty so they call me big booty.
I'm strange but I bet you've never seen Zef so fresh.
Be the Gomez to my Morticia
I am really, really, really uninterested in casual hook ups and anyone looking for that. Im looking for someone who I click with instantly.
To get a really good idea of who I am and what I like, look at my tumblr: ladysalamandre.tumblr.com