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emiili

22 F Camarillo, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:41pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I've decided to take nothing seriously. O'DOYLE RULES!

To get a really good idea of who I am and what I like, look at my tumblr (fair warning, there are a lot of penis related pictures on there, not for the faint of heart) ladysalamandre.tumblr.com

Instagram: emcatz
What I’m doing with my life
drinking coffee, taking photos, reading books

currently reading:
Susan Sontag, On Photography
Mr. Mercedes, Stephen King
I’m really good at
- petting every cat I see
- Wheel of Fortune
- reading books
- weed
- taking photos
- procrastination
- laughing at my own jokes

I'm really BAD at...
- not petting every cat I see
- falling asleep before 1am
- waking up any time before 9am
- parallel parking
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm probably mean muggin' it, wearing big sunnies and hoping nobody talks to me.

Deal with it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
All you need to know is that I read voraciously and could talk film/art theory for-fucking-ever. I like to switch it up and read crappy YA novels between all the Stephen King, Palahniuk, and GRRM. I'm also guilty of watching The Office at any lull in Netflix choices, I've probably seen every episode 5+ times.

As for food, I subsist entirely on candy and vodka.
The six things I could never do without
your butt
my butt
cats
salad
reddit
art
I spend a lot of time thinking about
where will I get my next hummus fix? why can't I be a cat? how do magnets work? can everyone see my nipples? do I care if they can, indeed, see my nips? if I wear sunglasses will I become socially invisible? that cloud is soooooo pretty oh my god why isn't anyone else around me ogling it? why are all these tv shows so fucking shitty, who thinks they're a good idea? how is Chris Pratt so dreamy?
On a typical Friday night I am
a 5 headed dragon, running for Mayor of a quaint desert community.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I think boys look cute in panties
I LOVE hickeys
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
-if you'll let me photograph you in interesting situations
-if you're a romantic kinkster