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emiili

23 F Playa Vista, CA

I’m looking for

  • Men who like women
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 3:52pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I've decided to take nothing seriously. O'DOYLE RULES!
Also I don't use this much anymore but if you send me a message I'll probably read it.

To get a really good idea of who I am and what I like, look at my tumblr (fair warning, there are a lot of penis related pictures on there, not for the faint of heart) ladysalamandre.tumblr.com

Instagram: emcatz
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
drinking coffee, taking photos, reading books.

I just got a job as the front desk girlie for an editing house in Venice.

currently reading:
a bunch of random things
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- petting every cat I see
- Wheel of Fortune
- reading books
- weed
- taking photos
- procrastination
- laughing at my own jokes

I'm really BAD at...
- not petting every cat I see
- falling asleep before 1am
- waking up any time before 9am
- parallel parking
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm probably mean muggin' it, wearing big sunnies and hoping nobody talks to me.

Deal with it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
All you need to know is that I read voraciously and could talk film/art theory for-fucking-ever. I like to switch it up and read crappy YA novels between all the Stephen King, Palahniuk, and GRRM. I'm also guilty of watching The Office at any lull in Netflix choices, I've probably seen every episode 5+ times.

As for food, I subsist entirely on candy and vodka.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
your butt
my butt
cats
salad
reddit
ART
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
where will I get my next hummus fix? why can't I be a cat? how do magnets work? can everyone see my nipples? do I care if they can, indeed, see my nips? if I wear sunglasses will I become socially invisible? that cloud is soooooo pretty oh my god why isn't anyone else around me ogling it? why are all these tv shows so fucking shitty, who thinks they're a good idea? and finally, how is Chris Pratt so dreamy?

that's it. those are all the thoughts i have. ever.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
a 5 headed dragon, running for Mayor of a quaint desert community.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I think boys look cute in panties
I LOVE hickeys
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-if you're really fucking honest
-if you'll let me photograph you in interesting situations
-if you're a romantic kinkster
-if you've ever looked at a butt (any butt) and thought "stupid sexy Flanders"