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23 Playa Vista, CA Woman


I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 12:30pm
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Atheism, and laughing about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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I've decided to take nothing seriously. O'DOYLE RULES!

Mostly looking for someone to be a friend but also a sex friend. A sex friend who is open minded about sex, if you don't like sexting don't message me. But also don't message me about sexting. Its a fine line, I trust you to make the right decision.

To get a really good idea of who I am and what I like, look at my tumblr (fair warning, there are a lot of penis related pictures on there, not for the faint of heart)

Instagram: emcatz
What I’m doing with my life
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drinking coffee, taking photos, reading books.

pondering the frustrated meaninglessness of human existence ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

currently reading:
Revival, Stephen King
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- petting every cat I see
- Wheel of Fortune
- reading books (and other things with words)
- weed
- taking photos
- procrastination
- laughing at my own jokes

I'm really BAD at
- not petting every cat I see
- falling asleep before 1am
- waking up any time before 9am
- parallel parking
- keeping plants alive
- this
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm probably mean muggin' it, wearing big sunnies and hoping nobody talks to me.

Deal with it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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All you need to know is that I read voraciously and could talk film/art theory for-fucking-ever. I like to switch it up and read crappy YA novels between all the Stephen King, Palahniuk, and GRRM. I have seen all the TV shows. All of them. I'm also guilty of watching The Office at any lull in Netflix choices, I've probably seen every episode 5+ times.

As for food, I subsist entirely on candy and vodka. And pomegranates.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my butt
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
what do people think when they look at me? where will I get my next hummus fix? why can't I be a cat? how do magnets work? can everyone see my nipples? do I care if they can, indeed, see my nips? if I wear sunglasses will I become socially invisible? that cloud is soooooo pretty oh my god why isn't anyone else around me ogling it? why are all these tv shows so fucking shitty, who thinks they're a good idea? and finally, how is Chris Pratt so dreamy? (I just saw Guardians of the Galaxy and this question plagues me more than ever before)

that's it. those are all the thoughts i have. ever.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
a 5 headed dragon, running for Mayor of a quaint desert community.
You should message me if
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-if you'll let me photograph you in interesting situations
-if you've ever looked at a butt (any butt) and thought "stupid sexy Flanders"
-if you want to just skip ahead and pretend we've been friends for years (if you're going to reference this in a message, just don't, it doesn't work)

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