Find better matches with our advanced matching system

—% Match
—% Enemy

emiili

22 F Camarillo, CA

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

Similar Users

My self-summary
body/sex positive, nerdy, sarcastic, cat-obsessed, modified, bookworm.
In the words of the sage 2 Chainz, I got a big booty so they call me big booty.

I'm strange but I bet you've never seen Zef so fresh.

To get a really good idea of who I am and what I like, look at my tumblr (fair warning, there are a lot of penis related pictures on there, not for the faint of heart) ladysalamandre.tumblr.com

Instagram: emcatz
What I’m doing with my life
Drinking coffee, thinking too much about things that don't matter and too little about the things that do, trying to be the best version of myself and not be weighed down by insecurities I've grown out of. Growing positively every day.

*Life update: I will be moving to the Marina del Rey area in early August!

I just graduated from UC Santa Cruz where I studied film. I will be moving to LA soon to pursue my ultimate goal of being a Production Still Photographer and generally successful human. I'm so so excited but so so scared to be in the so-called "real world".

don't ever walk anywhere with me, I'll stop every 10-30 feet to take a picture: http://www.flickr.com/photos/emilykneeter

currently reading:
Susan Sontag, On Photography
I’m really good at
+ excessive honesty
+ unabashedly singing and dancing in my car to *NSYNC
+ the bitch face
+ being sassy
+ taking pictures
+ reading books
+ not sleeping
+ telling horrible stories (telling good stories poorly)
+ being more eloquent in my head than I am out loud
+ petting all varieties of cute animals
The first things people usually notice about me
I have a face and all the parts that humans usually do. Except wisdom teeth, I am an evolved human.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
~Stephen King (Dark Tower hollllaaaaaa), GRRM, Palahniuk, Neil Gaiman, Joe Hill, Vonnegut, sci-fi, fantasy, mysteries, thrillers, sometimes I read shitty romance novels too. I love fiction and anything involving a dystopian/post-apocalyptic future.

~Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones (obviously), Adventure Time, Arrested Development, Rick and Morty, The Office, Comedy Bang Bang and all the other good shows. you know the ones.

~I cant even begin to name all the movies I love so here's some directors and genres instead: Kubrick, Hitchcock, Scorsese, Aronofsky, Tarantino, westerns, French avant-garde, psychological thrillers, anything made by Studio Ghibli or Wes Anderson. If it's well shot and/or visually stunning I will watch it. I like to think while I watch movies, not zone out (not to say I don't enjoy stoner flicks though). After studying film I literally can't turn my brain off during a movie, I'm always thinking (and probably talking) about how/why the director or writer did something and what it means to the plot, etc. It's a blessing...and a curse...

~music is cool, I tend to like indie stuff like modest mouse and death cab but i also love marina and the diamonds and die antwoord so it varies (Varys) recently I've been listening to a lot of Bastille and Lorde. Gogol Bordello is life.

~foods: Im an omnivore but I prefer veggies to meat. I love bacon though, how could I not? Also I could eat falafels forever and I'd be happy, or kale salad.

Guilty Pleasures: bad TV (Wife Swap, Catfish), romance/teen novels, leggings for pants, jujubes, attention
The six things I could never do without
creativity/art/photography
reading
coffee
kittens
beautiful things (I have a weak spot for clouds and reflections of streetlights on wet pavement)
affection
I spend a lot of time thinking about
R'hllor, fire, destiny, kittens riding unicorns, why Im expected to wear a bra

art theory
On a typical Friday night I am
Looking into my fire and praising R'hllor the one true god of Westeros or just smoking some weed and Netflixing
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I think boys look cute in panties

I have a tough exterior but on the inside I'm soft and squishy like most other humans and also sweet like gushers. Secretly I'm a sour patch kid.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
If you want to have a whirlwind romance, fall madly in love while I take photos of us nude and we lie around in bed, drinking coffee and smoking joints.

Or if you're both kinky and romantic, it always seems to be one or the other.