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22 F Camarillo, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:41pm
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Atheism, and laughing about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
Not sure if I'm cool or super lame...

body/sex positive, nerdy, sarcastic, cat-obsessed, modified, bookworm.
In the words of the sage 2 Chainz, I got a big booty so they call me big booty.

I'm strange but I bet you've never seen Zef so fresh.

Be the Gomez to my Morticia

I am really, really, really uninterested in casual hook ups and anyone looking for that. Im looking for someone who I click with instantly.

To get a really good idea of who I am and what I like, look at my tumblr:

Instagram: emcatz
What I’m doing with my life
Drinking coffee, thinking too much about things that don't matter and too little about the things that do, trying to be the best version of myself and not be weighed down by insecurities I've grown out of. Growing positively every day.

I just graduated from UC Santa Cruz where I studied film. I live at home now, which is terrible but will be moving to LA soon to pursue my ultimate goal of being a Production Still Photographer and generally successful human. I'm so so excited but so so scared to be in the so-called "real world".

don't ever walk anywhere with me, I'll stop every 10-30 feet to take a picture:

currently reading:
The Eye of the World
I’m really good at
being sassy
taking pictures
browsing the internet
reading books
not sleeping
telling horrible stories
being more eloquent in my head than I am out loud
being into guys who aren't into me ;)

I'm really excellent at giving compliments, especially to strangers because I know how it can make someone's day to just know that at least one person thinks you're fabulous.

On the flip side, I am really NOT good at sending messages on here so I apologize for the abrupt, most likely inappropriate message I sent you.
The first things people usually notice about me
I don't think I seem very approachable due to my combination of chronic bitch face and shyness. But once people get past my exterior I think they notice that I laugh at almost everything, I have tiny baby teeth, I stand up for myself and the things that are important to me. I'm sweet but you don't want to mess with the people I love. Also my sense of humor is very contradictory. Poop jokes? Literature jokes? Dick jokes? Puns? Smarty pants jokes? Anti-jokes? I love them all.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
~Stephen King (Dark Tower hollllaaaaaa), GRRM, Palahniuk, Neil Gaiman, Joe Hill, Vonnegut, sci-fi, fantasy, mysteries, thrillers, sometimes I read shitty romance novels too. Basically I love fiction and anything involving a dystopian future. I just started reading the Wheel of Time series.
~Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones (obviously), Adventure Time, Arrested Development, Rick and Morty, and all the other good shows. you know the ones.
~I cant even begin to name all the movies I love so here's some directors and genres instead: Kubrick, Hitchcock, Scorsese, Aronofsky, Tarantino, westerns, French avant-garde, post-apocalyptic, psychological thrillers, anything made by Studio Ghibli or Wes Anderson. If it's well shot and/or visually stunning I will watch it. I like to think while I watch movies, not zone out (not to say I don't enjoy stoner flicks though)
~music is cool, I tend to like indie stuff like modest mouse and death cab but i also love marina and the diamonds and die antwoord so it varies (Varys) recently I've been listening to a lot of Bastille and Lorde
~foods: Im an omnivore but I prefer veggies to meat. I love bacon though, how could I not? Also I could eat falafels forever and I'd be happy, or kale salad.
The six things I could never do without
beautiful things (I have a weak spot for clouds and reflections of streetlights on wet pavement)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
R'hllor, fire, destiny, kittens riding unicorns, why Im expected to wear a bra

I think a lot about the how and why of almost everything around me, I ask a lot of questions.

ART: i like to smoke weed and look at art on, if you're a fellow art person you should check it out
On a typical Friday night I am
Looking into my fire and praising R'hllor the one true god of Westeros or just smoking some weed and Netflixing
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I think boys look cute in panties

I don't respond to messages that say "Hey what's up"

I'm curvy in the sense that my body is shaped like an hourglass, not in the sense that some idiots have come to consider "fat". Though if you hate fat people, don't talk to me anyway.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 20–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if like kink. want to read me poetry or listen to me read poems to you. (OH MY GOD I DONT WRITE POEMS STOP ASKING ME) get my sense of humor and enjoy it!
If you look like Fox Mulder
or if you've ever posted on r/ladybonersgw