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emiili

23 Playa Vista, CA Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 10:30am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I've decided to take nothing seriously. O'DOYLE RULES!

I'm horrible at dating, doesn't that make you want to date me even more?

To get a really good idea of who I am and what I like, look at my tumblr (fair warning, there are a lot of penis related pictures on there, not for the faint of heart) ladysalamandre.tumblr.com

Instagram: emcatz
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
drinking coffee, taking photos, reading books.

pondering the frustrated meaninglessness of human existence ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

currently reading:
Burnt Tongues
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- petting every cat I see
- Wheel of Fortune
- reading books (and other things with words)
- weed
- taking photos
- procrastination
- laughing at my own jokes

I'm really BAD at
- not petting every cat I see
- falling asleep before 1am
- waking up any time before 9am
- parallel parking
- keeping plants alive
- this
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm probably mean muggin' it, wearing big sunnies and hoping nobody talks to me.

Deal with it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
All you need to know is that I read voraciously and could talk film/art theory for-fucking-ever. I like to switch it up and read crappy YA novels between all the Stephen King, Palahniuk, and GRRM. I have seen all the TV shows. All of them. I'm also guilty of watching The Office at any lull in Netflix choices, I've probably seen every episode 5+ times.

As for food, I subsist entirely on candy and vodka. And pomegranates.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
your butt
my butt
cats
salad
reddit
ART
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
what do people think when they look at me? where will I get my next hummus fix? why can't I be a cat? how do magnets work? can everyone see my nipples? do I care if they can, indeed, see my nips? if I wear sunglasses will I become socially invisible? that cloud is soooooo pretty oh my god why isn't anyone else around me ogling it? why are all these tv shows so fucking shitty, who thinks they're a good idea? and finally, how is Chris Pratt so dreamy? (I just saw Guardians of the Galaxy and this question plagues me more than ever before)

that's it. those are all the thoughts i have. ever.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
a 5 headed dragon, running for Mayor of a quaint desert community.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm excessively affectionate and I like to be in constant contact with the person I'm dating. It's probably annoying but I'd like nothing more than to curl up in your lap while you pet me like a weird sensual cat person.

Also, I'm bad at escaping my comfort zone. Halp.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-if you're a romantic kinkster
-if you're really fucking honest
-if you'll let me photograph you in interesting situations
-if you've ever looked at a butt (any butt) and thought "stupid sexy Flanders"
-if you want to just skip ahead and pretend we've been friends for years