Nerdy, sarcastic, cat-obsessed, modified, 50's-milf-wannabe.
In the words of the sage 2 Chainz, I got a big booty so they call me big booty.

I'm strange.

things and stuff
going to school for film
sometimes I take pictures: http://www.flickr.com/photos/emilykneeter

being sassy
smoking marijuana
taking pictures
browsing the internet
reading books

Bitch face, piercing, tattoos

~Stephen King (Dark Tower hollllaaaaaa), GRRM, Palahniuk, sometimes I read shitty romance novels too.
~Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones (obviously), Adventure Time, Arrested Development, and all the other good shows. you know the ones.
~I cant even begin to name all the movies I love so heres some directors and genres instead: Kubrick, Hitchcock, Scorsese, Aronofsky, Tarantino, westerns, French avant-garde, post-apocalyptic, psychological thrillers
~music is cool, I tend to like indie stuff like modest mouse and death cab but i also love marina and the diamonds and die antwoord so it varies (Varys)
~foods: Im mostly vegetarian, sometimes I'll eat meat if its in what someone made for me. I could eat falafels forever and I'd be happy, or kale salad.

phone
camera
kittens
the internet
five
six

R'hllor, fire, destiny, kittens riding unicorns

Looking into my fire and praising R'hllor the one true god of Westeros or just smoking some weed and Netflixing

Im willing to admit almost anything if you ask me, Im pretty open. This is not an invitation for you to say gross shit to me, thanks.

if you are more clever than the average human male
if you are very very very funny
if you are over 6 feet tall, I don't discriminate but I do LOVE tall guys
if you're kinky!

idk, woo me fools

Okay if you've gotten this far then maybe you have some actual interest in me and that's cool so lemme say this: I'm not exactly looking for a relationship but I'm also not interested in just fucking. I want someone cool to hang out with and be comfortable around, someone who gets my weird sense of humor and wants to watch good movies and smoke weed with me. Also, I'd prefer to date a guy that loves women with curves, not just someone who will tolerate them.