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emily_lemon

20 F Drymen, UK

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Sep 28
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Strictly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Hospitality
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Okay), Irish (Poorly), Other (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Emily Jane Lemon
Twitter: @emily_lemon
spillit.me/emilywantsacracker

I'M ONLY HERE FOR FRIENDS.
(Weird, I know; I just don't have some of them on facebook, and I'd like to meet new people).

Goofy, Silly, Nosy, Malnourished, Macrophiliac, Shy, Irish, Beaky.

I wasn't really read fairytales as a child, so I don't really have a good reason for living in one... but I spend a lot of time In a world of my own. It's much friendlier.
(Visitors welcome).

I like to boogy and make people smile, any opportunity I get.

I'm also the annoying person who brings Tofu and
Hummus to a BBQ.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am working five-six days a week as a cleaner/bar manager/waitress, but enjoy working hard and meeting interesting people :-)

On my days off, if I'm not doing something outdoorsy, I'm wrapped up with a cuppa tea :-)

I like wearing masks and dressing up :-) so I also own a lot of costumes and silly garments.

Being quite shy, I don't really go to pubs or parties; I'd much rather stay inside with snacks and board games.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I sometimes struggle to string a sentence together but I'm an okay writer. Maybe.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm quiet and I look like a chicken; Small eyes, beaky nose. And I often wear clothes that are too big for me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Never hit a jellyfish with a spade, Moths that drink elephants' tears, Why don't spiders stick to their webs? LOTR, The Hobbit, I'm OK - You're OK, The little book of calm...

Movies: Repo! The Genetic Opera, Ratatouille, Natural born killers, LOTR, Pulp Fiction, Freaks (1932), The Elephant Man, Juno...

Shows: Dexter, Embarrassing Bodies, Robot Chicken, Biology Documentaries, Ugly Americans, Star Trek TOS, The Herbs, Camberwick green...

Music: Bob Dylan, Kate Bush, All about Eve, Johnny Cash, Serj Tankian, System of a Down, The Magnetic Fields, Skinny Puppy, Get Set Go, Cher, Thin Lizzy, Flogging Molly, Lemon Demon, Cowboy Junkies, Counting Crows, The Cure, Dolly Parton, R.E.M, Phil Collins, Rob Zombie, The Cramps, Wild Strawberries.

Food: Pizza, Popcorn, Apples, Pasta, Pineapples, Chocolate, Bread-sticks!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Medicine, Popcorn, Tea, Naps, Teeth, Games. Internet, Blanket.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Peace, Nonsense and... Surgery.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
with any luck, curled up with a book and not working :-)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're nice, polite and not an anime fan :-) (I'm allowed ONE turn-off, surely?)