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24 • Cincinnati, OH • Woman
I’m looking for
- Ages 23–32
- Located anywhere
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
- Last online
- Today – 5:42am
- 5′ 1″ (1.55m)
- Body type
- Mostly anything
- When drinking
- Judaism, and laughing about it
- Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
- Working on university
- Doesn’t have kids
- Likes dogs and has cats
- English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), German (Poorly), Sign Language (Poorly)
i'm emily. i'm 24, sassy as shit, and made of glitter .
i tried to leave this stupid site behind, but i caved and came back. guess i secretly love getting compliments from seedy dudebros on the interwebs. so be it.
i really like poetry, stand-up comedy, victorian architecture, collecting tiny things, traveling abroad, chocolate, bubble baths, stuff that smells like flowers, people with mohawks, fairies, and marilyn manson's cover of "personal jesus".
i'm a classically trained jazz singer (oxymoron, i know, but i'm just not cut out for classical music); i'm pretty heavily involved with the local music scene. i like going to the comet a lot. and northside tavern.
if you are a darren wilson supporter/think that the fact that black people are being killed by cops every 28 hours is the victims' fault, do both me and yourself a favor and refrain from speaking to me. thank you kindly.
right now i'm working on a BSW/LSW; i graduate sometime within the next 8 million years or so and then i'm off to grad school. i'm interested in clinical social work with a focus on counseling. i have a few ideas regarding what populations i'd like to work with, but i like to think i'm flexible.
scaring away men at bars who want to talk to my friends.
some of my favorite books are catcher in the rye, brave new world, animal farm, the fault in our stars, the bean trees, a separate peace, the curious incident of the dog in the night-time, orlanda, and dry: a memoir. i'm pretty into short stories, too, like william dean howells' "editha", sophocles' "antigone" (that's actually a play but whatever), vonnegut's "harrison bergeron", and nabokov's "signs and symbols". all good stuff. my favorite thing to read is poetry; i love e.e. cummings, jeanann verlee, hafiz, billy collins, rumi, ogden nash, shel silverstein, and kapka kassabova. i've also become a huge fan of david sedaris' essays and short stories lately.
i'm not a very avid movie-goer, but i absolutely fucking love one flew over the cuckoo's nest, a clockwork orange, the graduate, my neighbor totoro, the fall, american psycho, trainspotting, SLC punk, fantasia (the original one from 1940), american history x, guardians of the galaxy, mary poppins, paris je t'aime, and an assortment of others. i mostly prefer watching movies alone or with a friend or two in my living room.
my favorite tv shows at this current moment are bob's burgers and american horror story: freak show.
i adore the buffalo bills (a barbershop quartet), against me!, arcade fire, the reatards, miscellaneous choral music, hank williams, wanda jackson, big band jazz (and jazz in general, but big band is my fave), andrew bird, black joe lewis and the honeybears, the jim jones revue, cake, the melodians, fleet foxes, the devil makes three, the smiths, the mountain goats, andrew jackson jihad, bikini kill, black flag, james brown, sufjan stevens, chris thile, neutral milk hotel, iggy pop, old crow medicine show, wilco, simon and garfunkel...etc. etc. etc. etc.
i'm a pretty picky eater. we'll cross that bridge when we get to it.
extra credit time!
some of my favorite musicals are the music man, sound of music, mary poppins, south pacific, avenue q, spring awakening, my fair lady, and hair (NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH HAIRSPRAY, WHICH I STRONGLY DISLIKE).
my favorite operas are porgy & bess and tchaikovsky's eugene onegin. i've probably seen 7 operas ever, though, and am by no means an expert.
some comedians i really like are john mulaney, louis ck, kumail nanjiani, demetri martin, hari kondabolu, margaret cho, tig notaro, pete holmes, and the late, great mitch hedberg.
my favorite artists are mucha and erte. i know nothing about art.
that's...that's really it.
*dogs are EXTREMELY IMPORTANT. don't even look at me if you're not all about petting puppies.
i hate rocky horror. fight me.
~you still love homestarrunner.com.
~you're down with a date that consists of cuddling, pizza, conversation, and silly youtube videos.
helpful side note!
you may have figured out from looking at various bits of my profile that i am a feminist.
i do not hate men. i do hate it when people make ignorant assumptions about feminism.
please educate yourself!
if you are still unsure as to whether or not you want to message me, perhaps a user testimonial will help sway you:
"fuck you broke crack head bitch"
-a real okcupid user, not a paid actor. if that doesn't do it, i don't know what will.
you are now approaching the end of my okcupid profile. mind the gap (not a reference to the chive. stop messaging me with references to the chive. i do not read the chive).
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