i'm emily. i'm 23, sassy as shit (hence the username), and made of glitter .
i tried to leave this stupid site behind, but i caved and came back. guess i secretly love getting compliments from seedy dudebros on the interwebs. so be it.
i occasionally get really emotional about the respective deaths of buddy holly and patsy cline. if you stick with me long enough, you will probably witness me crying over one or both of them. whether it's "cute" or "crazy" is entirely up to you.
i used to be "emilyemilytaco". i was tired of the vagina jokes i was getting in my inbox, so i changed that shit.
i really like poetry, stand-up comedy, victorian architecture, collecting tiny things, traveling abroad, double chocolate milanos, stuff that smells like flowers, people with mohawks, fairies, and marilyn manson's cover of "personal jesus".
i'm a classically trained singer and i play the autoharp. i grew up wanting to sing professionally, but i tried music school and it was the worst. *fart noise with mouth* here is a little sample of what my voice sounds like: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0k5PXj3JVVr
i've been to 10 countries so far and am constantly dreaming about my next trip. i'm really interested india, senegal, south africa, and belarus. i've never done any kind of humanitarian work abroad and am always itching to do something useful when i'm in another country. i hope that someday i'll be able to work in some capacity with sick kids, or teach women about sexual health, or plant trees in the desert (google "great green wall initiative"). i should probably work on finishing college and generally getting my shit together before i launch off to africa or eastern europe, but having a dream (albeit a lofty-as-fuck dream) lights a fire under my ass, and i see that as a good thing.
i have literally zero tolerance for misogyny. literally zero. if you regularly start sentences with "i'm not a misogynist, but..." then congratulations; you are probably a misogynist.