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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 30-42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 10:18am
5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
Average build
Agnosticism but it’s not important
Doesn’t want kids
Has cats
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a teeth-grittingly determined year-round bicycle commuter, which is not for the faint of heart in Chicago. I am a moderately picky eater but I constantly try to push the bounds of what I can learn to like. Avocados and mayonnaise are still deal breakers though. I am fortunate to be talented in a profession that is both lucrative and intellectually interesting. I have three spoiled cats.
What I’m doing with my life
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I spend my days employed as a heartless capitalist, which is an odd vocation for a borderline-pinko-communist. It gives my cognitive-dissonance muscles a workout. Also it pays the bills.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Holding up my end of the conversation. Finding the morbid side of anything. Listening to what people aren't saying.
The first things people usually notice about me
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The outside voice. The salty language. The dark humor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The Urth of the New Sun, by Gene Wolfe. Small Gods and Feet of Clay by Terry Pratchett. The Thomas Covenant books by Stephen R. Donaldson.

Grosse Pointe Blank. Pleasantville. Mystery Men. Requiem for a Dream. Fight Club. Pirates of the Carribean. Seabound. Covenant. And One. Lady Gaga. Train.

Pad khee mao. Tom yum soup. The hot sauce at Irazu. Anything with Sichuan peppercorns. Good bread.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My cats. My family. My Wusthof knives. My rice cooker. My bike. My phone.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Is there a point to it all? I remain unconvinced.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Occasionally doing dinner with coworkers after work, but usually just unwinding at home.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I masturbate. Doesn't everyone?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You can hold up your end of the conversation, particularly in the face of my regrettable tendency to dominate the conversation when I get excited.