Find better matches with our advanced
matching system

—% Match
—% Enemy


42 Chicago, IL Man


Similar users

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jan 23
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Doesn’t want kids
Likes dogs and has cats
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I treat everything with the same level of seriousness, but that level is quite likely not where you think it is. Plans are something that happen to other people. I'm a moody bitch- sometimes a good thing, since I only every really get anything done when I'm angry about something. I drink Stoli Razberi & tonics. I love to cook. My four cats are demented, whiny, needy, and bloodthirsty, respectively, but I love all of them to death.

I am brilliant, arrogant, and mercurial
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Back to the daily grind, working downtown in Chicago, following a sabbatical in San Francisco.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Holding up my end of the conversation. Finding the morbid side of anything. Listening to what people aren't saying.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My ego. It precedes me constantly. It's got a trumpet.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The Urth of the New Sun, by Gene Wolfe. Small Gods and Feet of Clay by Terry Pratchett. The Thomas Covenant books by Stephen R. Donaldson.

Grosse Pointe Blank. Pleasantville. Mystery Men. Requiem for a Dream. Fight Club. Pirates of the Carribean.

Peter Murphy. Rob Zombie. Rammstein. Beborn Beton. Duran Duran. Information Society. Covenant. Oingo Boingo. VNV Nation. Blaqk Audio. Dresden Dolls.

Pasta. Mr. Submarine turkey sandwiches. Chocolate croissants. Blackened catfish. Shrimp scampi.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My cats. My sense of humor. My family. My Wusthof knife set. My foldable bike. My opinionated ass.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I wonder how other people manage to enjoy life. I have a hard time just staving off boredom and ennui. But I keep plugging away at it. Maybe someday I'll think of something.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out drinking. Those who know me will know exactly where.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I masturbate. Doesn't everyone?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are brilliant, slightly evil, and interested in having a brilliant and slightly evil conversation.