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49 M Merchantville, NJ

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  • Ages 22–55
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jan 18, 2010
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Sales / Marketing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t want kids
Likes dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Right off the bat I must tell you that I died once, and it had a profound affect on my life; I have little tolerance for BS; I can't waste time; this includes lying. I 420 daily if I can and I wear slips and panties under my mens' jeans. With the life that I have had, I tend to live by my own peaceful and love based rules. I will easily trade love for any of my so called bad habits. I am very affectionate and want that in return. I seek a lifetime relationship; someone to come home to me, someone to come home to. A beautiful, smart, intelligent woman with a sarcastic wit that rivals my own...or, tries Funny? You want funny? You got it. I've performed standup comedy; I CAN and WILL make you laugh (if I haven't I am a very creative man; musician, writer, comedian, inventor. I love coffee, and our philly sports teams - go phils! I love animals and my cat. I love a great sunset. I love holding hands and knowing she has my back and I have hers...she cares for me and she shows cool is that...and, I care for her. I'm a classic rocker by nature - zep, yes, police, floyd, rush, journey, my own music, etc.. TV? Not much...but, I love the simpsons, family guy, 30 rock, coupling, south park, fernwood 2nite, etc......I am almost always listening to music - including right now - the police synchronicity is playing -- yes, close to the edge was playing before that.....the football games are on the tv, but the sound is down...the music is cat sleeps nearby...I like diecast cars, thrift stores (for slips), diners, coffee shops (my few local favorites)....I love a good home cooked meal -- what man doesn't?? I want to wake up with you and go to bed with you at night...I want us to laugh so much we make hyenas jealous...

I am White Knight, with Tarnished Armor, and a Large Coffee
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am a Patented Inventor in the process of
Marketing Potentially 40 Products
For Pets, Sports, Household Goods and Musical Equipment.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making People Laugh.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My huge, no wait, that's not appropriate!
My huge collection of....slips!
My disarming, and charming personality.
My ascerbic wit.
My eyes when I don't wear glasses.

ME? I am...
Warm, Funny and Nice, Attentive.
Affectionate, Creative and Romantic, Sensual.
I Give GREAT Massages.

I like anything creative:
writing, music, comedy, photography, etc..

Holding Hands, Togetherness

Jesus Christ

420, Music, Laughing, Cuddling, Watching Movies, Acting Silly and Goofy with each other, making each other feel good, and great, happy and wonderful.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The Source, By James Michener
A Bridge Across Forever, By Richard Bach

The Shawshank Redemption
The Quiet Man
On A Clear Day You Can See Forever

Classic Rock:
Led Zeppelin/Plant-Page, Yes, Genesis/Phil Collins, Rush, Van Halen, Journey, The Police, Clapton, Sinatra, Fiona Apple, Fergie, Dido, Gwen Stephani, Natalie Imbruglia, Alanis Morrissette, My own music...

A Great Home Cooked Meal Rocks My World.
MEAT, Veggies and Potatoes Man.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.

The Ability To See,
The Ability To Hear,
The Ability To Think; Rationalize.

I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
B)...Life; past, present and future
C)...The Current State of Man
D)...My Next Coffee...and the one after that.
E)...Sensuality, Affection, Massages...
F)...Thrift Stores; Shopping For Vintage Slips.
G)...A Good Meal.
H)...Being Loved.
I)...Our Next World Series!!! ([PHILLIES]!!!)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?

I would MUCH RATHER Hang Out With You,
and Get To Know You.

I Want A Lifetime [Relationship];
Hang with Me;
If We Are Compatible; Friendly, and Affectionate.. other words, If We Dig Each Other...
...If you like me and I like you...

...I Will Make Every Day A Romantic Date For The Rest Of Our Lives.

...I Will Make Love To You In Everything I Do.

...Ready To Laugh, and Love? +++
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!

I was 12 years old, and, I Was Being Murdered:
Physically Drowned BY a Lifeguard.

Having had all the oxygen forced out of my body, water rushed into my lungs; I flailed wildly, fighting for my young life and air; being held down, held underwater by the lifeguard. He was 21, I was 12.

I was amazed that no one helped. There were motel guests all around the pool, and some were even in the pool. They must have thought my screams, gasps for, 'HELP!', were just kids playing; and, they did nothing. I was being murdered in plain sight.

The lifeguard let go of me and I floated softly, sank to the bottom of the pool with a water filled body. I never passed out or lost consciousness. My eyes were open and I was on my stomach, facing forward. My friend dived in to the bottom and faced me, "GET UP!!", He screamed under water and I heard him; but, I could do nothing; a water filled body is immobilized, unable to move at all; Which, was fine by me; I was out of pain. I screamed inside me, "DON'T TOUCH ME!!". But, all my friend heard was nothing and all he saw was a nonmoving object. He left the pool to get help. "Where ya goin?!!!!" I screamed, cried inside myself to no avail.

I wondered about dying and certainly I thought this was it. I wondered what would happen next; why was I not seeing a bright light or whatever I was supposed to see? I did figure that my life would pass before my eyes at some point; even at 12 years old I guess I knew that much. And, it came true; my life passed before my eyes. Important scenes and very mundane scenes from my life flashed before me like a video screen. I was amazed, shocked that as I was dying, that I would waste time viewing very ordinary events from my young life of 12 years. There were scenes of me sleeping and even scenes of me just staring at the television. Annnnd, not All of the important events of my young life were represented during my life review. It (Death, dying) Is An Amazing, NATURAL Process.

Still feeling at ease and peaceful, I noticed, and started to see a gathering of Angels around me on the bottom of the pool; although, they were not getting wet. Seven Angels. "Be Not Afraid". They lifted me out of my body. Immediately, I was 30 feet above the pool; I thought about my being afraid of heights and why it was not bothering me right now; why was I not afraid? I KNEW The Answer as quickly as I asked the question. I looked down to see my friend diving in; I kept going up. I thought of my family, my friends, everyone. What would happen to them?

"They'll be okay", was the Comforted Response I Recieved; and, I Knew.

As I was being lifted by my Angels, I saw other souls being lifted by other Angels. I saw Great Orbs of Pure Love with silouettes of souls in them. I looked down to see a brown earth, also with silouettes of souls. I was brought up to a gathering of clouds; a level, a flat. Everything here was bright white; beyond was darkness.

On this level of clouds stood four Angels with Vine Covered, Romanesque White Pillars on either side of them, with a connecting archway in the back. Through the archway, I could see a Gold Wrought Fence.

To the left of these Romanesque white pillars was, The Pearly Gates.

"I do not want to go back down there! It's Painful!!" I shouted to the four Angels. Except, it was done by thought, not by mouth. Neither my, nor the Angels' mouths moved, but their hands and arms did. They were ordinary humans once; now donning a white robe. The Four Angels were older men. At least one of the Angels holding me aloft was female.


As they consulted with one another on how to get me back down to my body, I floated up the path, and was drawn to, the Pearly Gates. Dressed in a white robe, wondering how do I physically get into Heaven, I thought that I would kneel down, but instead, I prostrated myself across The Threshold of Heaven. Laying flat on my stomach I Opened my eyes to see a Pair of Sandeled Feet and I Knew To Whom They Belonged.

I Was Lifted by the scruff of my neck By JESUS.
HE LOOKED Me In The Eyes.

"Welcome, My Son".

HE SMILED and I Felt LOVED, Forgiven, Lucky.
(Yes,) It Was An AWE Inspired Love:
Encompassing Everything Wonderfully!!!

I wandered into Heaven; GRACED.

I Played Drums in Heaven!!!
A Beautiful White Drumset with Gold Hardware.

I noticed I was not wearing glasses in Heaven;
I wore glasses when I was alive, here on Earth.
It was given to me that We Are Perfect in Heaven.

I took a walk down a long path in a Beautiful Green Meadow; Angels flew about; It Was Beautiful and Joyous! Down the path I saw a rectangle shaped, Gold Temple. There were two entrances on the side facing me; I entered. On my left, I saw a MAN sitting in a huge chair; I came up to his knees. HE patted me on the head and I took a walk around the Temple. Pictures of (I'm Guessing) famous religious figures hung on the walls; not that I knew any of them.

I don't remember leaving Heaven, but, all of a sudden, I was back at the level of clouds with the Four Angels. It was given to me that the Angels appeared to me at the age in which they passed away. Three of the Angels stood in back while the fourth Angel kept me company. He listened to my thoughts with bemusement; I was cursing; I was 12 years old and had just been drowned. It was given that this Angel who kept me company had not been to earth in a while. He had a kind gentle face. The other Three Angels in back, pondered my fate; how to get me back down to my body, "We Need To Seek Permission!" I heard them say.

All of a Sudden, the clouds above them lit up.


A Booming Voice We Heard, and ALL Shuddered. We Cowered.
Immediately, Immensely, I Was Sorrowful, Ashamed;
I Had Taken Gods' Gift of Life For Granted;
I Was Not Grateful That I HAD a Life.
NOW, Here I Was, Literally Shaming Myself Before GOD.

Upon the Angels and myself hearing, "SHOW HIM!!",
and seeing the clouds light up, I cried out,

"Don't Show Me! I'll Go Back! I Want TO Live!"
But instead, I was flown to the
Right side of the Romanesque White, Vine Covered Pillars.

THERE, I saw a huge book; about 3 feet thick.
It Was/IS, My Book of Life.

Being held aloft by Angels, over the book,
the pages flew open and I saw scenes from my future life.

I saw things that were YET TO BE, and, NOW ARE.
Things and events that were completely out of my control,
and or manipulation, have since come true; The Prophecies.

Within milliseconds of being shown scenes from my future life,
I was flown back down to my body.

My Friend and an adult dove in to save me; they picked up my water filled body and plodded me onto the concrete decking surrounding the motels' built-in pool. My stomach was pumped and a red-pinkish blood goo came out as air rushed back into my system. I coughed and gagged our oxygen again.

The lifeguard walked over to wash away the blood.

"I'm sorry." He offered.
If I did not mention it before,
the lifeguards eyes' were RED when he was drowning me,
while his hands were around my throat. PURE EVIL EXISTS.

My Response To The Lifeguard Was, "F**k You".
The REDNESS Returned To His Eyes
and I knew if no one was there,
I would have gotten drowned by him, again.


1)...There are no bad thoughts in Heaven.

2)...Music is Made in Heaven:
Every Second of Music You Have Ever Heard and or Played, and Ever Will,
IS Being Played By Angels In Heaven, At That Exact Moment.


4)...EVERYTHING is Made of Soul...Spirit.

5)...You can be Reincarnated into - anything.

6)...You can go to Heaven.

7)...You can go to hell.

8)...You can go to other dimensions, some of higher learning.

9)...Life, is Written, long before you were born.

10)...There is no such thing as coincidence.

11)...Be Grateful That You Have A Life:
No Matter The Event (Good, Great, Horrific), LIFE IS A Blessing; A GIFT.

12)...We Will All Be Okay. GOD LOVES YOU.


1)...If God Now Told Me that in order for me to have life
I would have to be drowned every day, and live,
I would gratefully accept that mission.

2)...I am not mad or angry at the lifeguard who drowned me;
I cannot waste time hating;
that would be a shameful act against
The Great Gift of Life That GOD Has Given Back To Me.

3)...This drowning is one of several traumatic events in my life.
I had an abusive father who used me as a physical punching bag and a verbal dartboard; telling me I deserved to be drowned. I was also molested four times by women before I was 10 years old. Yet, I Persevere. I am hungry as I type and overwhelmed trying to care for myself, and digging a deeper hole financially. I eat from food banks and my sneakers have holes in them. I have no luxuries like cable tv, nor can I afford home internet access, or snacks, or complete, healthy meals.
You should message me if
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local to 08109/Merchantville/Cherry Hill area