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emperor_palpy

28 M Waltham, MA

My Details

Last Online
Aug 27
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Transportation
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Hebrew (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Howdy.

I'm told I have a very dry sense of humour. I'm different than most. I like going fast. I suck at self-summaries.

Loyal and honest. Rarely in a hurry when I'm on my feet.

I probably look serious, but have a ridiculous sense of humor and deadpan delivery. I'm fairly quiet in public, but will open up if you're interesting.

This makes me sound boring. Tell me about yourself and all the bad dates you've been on through okc.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I spent last summer in Silicon Valley doing an internship for an awesome place working with brilliant engineers. The company is developing a system for semi-autonomous tractor trailer trucks that will save a ton of fuel and increase safety. As a former truck driver and now engineering student, it was an ideal experience.

Check out their YouTube video! http://youtu.be/n3_qLrHsMcg

Now I'm starting another internship back home for a big co. that makes digital cameras and nondestructive testing equipment.

Also grinding away at classes and working towards a BSME. I'd love a job in the automotive or trucking industry.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
racing, driving, fixing computers, fibbing with a dead serious face, being generous. I guess I take good photographs and am pretty musical, too.

Spelling. Finding problems but not necessarily solving them. Doing dishes by hand.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My ridiculous "REAL MEN DRIVE TRACTORS" shirt if I happen to be wearing it.

Speaking of tractors, one time I was taking a break from tilling a field and was sitting sans shirt beside the John Deere, and some teenagers driving by shouted "redneck!" Which was funny, because A) I was in Sudbury and B) I grew up in Southborough, MA.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Hemingway, Stephen Hawking, Hitchens, Frankl

Music: alternative rock and european trance/electronic stuff. I do enjoy some classical and minimalist pieces, too.

Movies: the straight story, mulholland dr., the terminator, terminator 2, das boot, duel, dumb and dumber, freddy got fingered, band of brothers, the good the bad and the ugly, adaptation, american history x, star wars original trilogy, der untergang, taxi driver.

Food: most indian stuff, middle eastern, pizza... I could easily become vegetarian. Never vegan, though - sorry.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
cuddling, soap, cookbook, wolfram alpha, TI-83, kissing.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How so many people are terrible drivers.

Are you?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Depends on my mood.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I didn't start talking until I was 4.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You liked Javier Bardem's haircut in No Country For Old Men.

You're cute, and you are kindhearted. Killer combination for me. Friendly girls are the best.

You like your men a little shy. And retarded.