I'm a bloke called Emrys from Manchester. There isn't much to me,
really. I like to think I'm friendly and passably intelligent,
though my friends often compare my persona to that of a fourty year
Shut up! I'm not interested! These are just some of the things
you'll be hearing if you respond to this ad. PS: No dogs.
I'm going to murder you, you bloody woman.
What I’m doing with my life
Wasting away the years until I'm dead and gone. Sounds depressing,
I know, but I'm not a man of high academic or professional
ambitions and I never will be. Don't get me wrong, though, I
definitely enjoy myself.
I’m really good at
Debating the tiniest things for hours at a time if I can find
someone to indulge me. I'm a master procrastinator, pretty good
with techy stuff, I like to think I can say the right things at the
right times and I'm hot shit at poker. Oh, and I can cook.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have shoulder length brown hair, tends to get commented on. I
also have a weird name that's recently showed up in a TV show.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books, movies and TV tastes are pretty much thriller/fantasy/sci-fi
orientated. I'm a bit of a nerd, what can I say.
My musical tastes are so diverse it's pointless going into it; I'd
be here all day. A friend once said "You only like music that takes
talent to make.", which is a lovely way to put it so I'll just say
Annnd, I like food. Food is awesome. Pretty much anything but
chinese food. (Sorry, I know it's an unpopular opinion.) Always
looking to try something new.
The six things I could never do without
Tea and coffee making facilities.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Human interaction. People fascinate me. (Not in a weird way or
anything, I don't collect body parts.) I like to try and understand
why people do what they do.
On a typical Friday night I am
Either out and about with some wonderful and generally drunken
individuals or in my house with facebook, computer games and music.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
When I was a kid I convinced myself I could fly. This led to me
full on throwing myself down the stairs and cracking my skull open
on the radiator at the bottom. I still have the scar through my
I was a strange child.
You should message me if
You wanna end up having a completely insignificant and pointless
conversation over the internet with a stranger? Then go nuts.
If I really like you I might even attempt to kidnap you for a few
hours and buy you a coffee/tea/beverage of your choice.