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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19-24
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Sep 11, 2014
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
A little extra
Atheism and laughing about it
High school
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a bloke called Emrys from Manchester. There isn't much to me, really. I like to think I'm friendly and passably intelligent, though my friends often compare my persona to that of a fourty year old man.


Shut up! I'm not interested! These are just some of the things you'll be hearing if you respond to this ad. PS: No dogs.

I'm going to murder you, you bloody woman.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Wasting away the years until I'm dead and gone. Sounds depressing, I know, but I'm not a man of high academic or professional ambitions and I never will be. Don't get me wrong, though, I definitely enjoy myself.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Debating the tiniest things for hours at a time if I can find someone to indulge me. I'm a master procrastinator, pretty good with techy stuff, I like to think I can say the right things at the right times and I'm hot shit at poker. Oh, and I can cook.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have shoulder length brown hair, tends to get commented on. I also have a weird name that's recently showed up in a TV show.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books, movies and TV tastes are pretty much thriller/fantasy/sci-fi orientated. I'm a bit of a nerd, what can I say.

My musical tastes are so diverse it's pointless going into it; I'd be here all day. A friend once said "You only like music that takes talent to make.", which is a lovely way to put it so I'll just say that.

Annnd, I like food. Food is awesome. Pretty much anything but chinese food. (Sorry, I know it's an unpopular opinion.) Always looking to try something new.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A candle.
Debate topics.
Public transport.
A cooker/oven.
Tea and coffee making facilities.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Human interaction. People fascinate me. (Not in a weird way or anything, I don't collect body parts.) I like to try and understand why people do what they do.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either out and about with some wonderful and generally drunken individuals or in my house with facebook, computer games and music.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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When I was a kid I convinced myself I could fly. This led to me full on throwing myself down the stairs and cracking my skull open on the radiator at the bottom. I still have the scar through my left eyebrow.

I was a strange child.
You should message me if
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You wanna end up having a completely insignificant and pointless conversation over the internet with a stranger? Then go nuts.

If I really like you I might even attempt to kidnap you for a few hours and buy you a coffee/tea/beverage of your choice.