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23 M Manchester, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Jun 25, 2013
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
A little extra
Atheism, and laughing about it
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from high school
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I'm a bloke called Emrys from Manchester. There isn't much to me, really. I like to think I'm friendly and passably intelligent, though my friends often compare my persona to that of a fourty year old man.


Shut up! I'm not interested! These are just some of the things you'll be hearing if you respond to this ad. PS: No dogs.

I'm going to murder you, you bloody woman.
What I’m doing with my life
Wasting away the years until I'm dead and gone. Sounds depressing, I know, but I'm not a man of high academic or professional ambitions and I never will be. Don't get me wrong, though, I definitely enjoy myself.
I’m really good at
Debating the tiniest things for hours at a time if I can find someone to indulge me. I'm a master procrastinator, pretty good with techy stuff, I like to think I can say the right things at the right times and I'm hot shit at poker. Oh, and I can cook.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have shoulder length brown hair, tends to get commented on. I also have a weird name that's recently showed up in a TV show.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books, movies and TV tastes are pretty much thriller/fantasy/sci-fi orientated. I'm a bit of a nerd, what can I say.

My musical tastes are so diverse it's pointless going into it; I'd be here all day. A friend once said "You only like music that takes talent to make.", which is a lovely way to put it so I'll just say that.

Annnd, I like food. Food is awesome. Pretty much anything but chinese food. (Sorry, I know it's an unpopular opinion.) Always looking to try something new.
The six things I could never do without
A candle.
Debate topics.
Public transport.
A cooker/oven.
Tea and coffee making facilities.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Human interaction. People fascinate me. (Not in a weird way or anything, I don't collect body parts.) I like to try and understand why people do what they do.
On a typical Friday night I am
Either out and about with some wonderful and generally drunken individuals or in my house with facebook, computer games and music.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
When I was a kid I convinced myself I could fly. This led to me full on throwing myself down the stairs and cracking my skull open on the radiator at the bottom. I still have the scar through my left eyebrow.

I was a strange child.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–24
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You wanna end up having a completely insignificant and pointless conversation over the internet with a stranger? Then go nuts.

If I really like you I might even attempt to kidnap you for a few hours and buy you a coffee/tea/beverage of your choice.