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emsie_hammer

32 F Las Vegas, NV

My Details

Last Online
Jun 16
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Student
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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-I have a daughter now. She is the most important thing in my life. Everything else takes a backseat.
-I enjoy a round of Call of Duty. I used to have a pretty decent KDR, but I haven't played in a while. I probably suck now.
-I quote movies, but who doesn't?
-I sing loudly in the car.
-I'm not really into the whole bar scene, but every now and then I like to go with friends and have a white russian.
-I will do anything for love, but I won't do that.
-I keep a list of life goals that I'd like to have finished before I die. Here's one of the things on my list: Take a road trip that involves stopping to see the biggest ball of twine in Minnesota.
-I am a nerd.
What I’m doing with my life
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I work at a casino. I create things in my off time.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Destroying the status quo, because the status is not quo.
-Saving Ginny Weasley from the Basilisk.
-Art & Crafting
The first things people usually notice about me
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-I'm quiet.
-My Bff told me the first thing she noticed about me was that I was colorful. Whatever that means. lol
-most people assume I am really young. I don't look my age. The youngest I've gotten lately is 19.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Jane Eyre-Charlotte Bronte, anything by Jane Austen, All the Sookie Stackhouse books by Charlaine Harris, Jennifer Crusie, Dean Koontz, Memoirs of a Geisha-Arthur Golden.

Movies: Back to the Future, Big Lebowski, Bridesmaids, Death to Smoochy, Elf, Ever After, Harry Potter, Horrible Bosses, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Muriel's Wedding, Pineapple Express, Princess Bride, Robin Hood Men in tights, Romeo and Juliet, Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World, Scrooged, Sense and Sensibility, Sorority Boys, Spaceballs, Star Wars, Step Brothers, Terminator 1 and 2, Three Amigos, Working Girl, Young Frankenstein.

TV: Dirty Jobs, The Guild, Ghost Adventures, Psych, Lost, Grey's Anatomy, Community, Intervention, The Office, Family Guy, Robot Chicken, Glee, Metalocalypse, Aqua Teen, Survivorman, Man Vs. Food, Bizarre Foods, Nip/Tuck, Dexter, True Blood, Law and Order SVU, Arrested Development, Saved by the Bell.

Music: Frank Sinatra, Jamie Cullum, James Morrison, Adele, Abba, AC/DC, Aquabats, Deftones, Dommin, Goldfinger, Journey, Lana Del Rey, Manu Chao, Michael Buble, No Doubt, Reel Big Fish, Save Ferris, Random 80s stuff, Randon 90s stuff, Random stuff in general. Way too many artists to list. I have a very eclectic tastes in music.

Foods: Mexican, Thai, Italian, Hibachi & Sushi, Greek, Indian. I'll pretty much try anything I haven't tried before, sea food is iffy though.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
chapstick
xbox live
smart phone
hoodies
netflix
and last but not least, my baby girl.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Adventuring in an RV like Lone Starr and Barf from Spaceballs.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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-I can't play Bioshock or Dead Space by myself. Creeps me out.
-I have lady crushes on Kate Winslet, Emma Stone, Cate Blanchet, Mariska Hargitay, Sandra Bullock and Felicia Day.
-I would like to go on a Haunted Tour of America.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 29–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're a white boy. You get movie quotes. You are not a bro fag. You do not drive a raised truck. You know all the words to Dr. Horrible's Sing-along Blog. You do not offend easily, I have a twisted sense of humor and enjoy sarcasm. You do not like ICP, Nickelback or Creed. You aren't an alcoholic or addicted to drugs. You can have an intelligent conversation. You aren't a doucher. You enjoy the films of Will Ferrell. You enjoy the music of the Deftones.