Hello there. I'm Emily. Apparently guys don't like big girls or something? but hey I carry the weight in all the right places.

Trying to figure out why my toothless cat is so temperamental...And community college.

Befriending cats.
Driving badly.
Baking.
Doing makeup.
Judging you for buying pure bred animals.
Personal hygiene.

Probably that I'm a big girl. You can't really miss that but after they see that I'm a big girl, probably my hair or my eyes.

Movies: Tropic Thunder, Dazed and Confused, Memoirs of a Geisha, The Breakfast Club, Zoolander, American History X, Pineapple Express, A Clockwork Orange, Super High Me, Tangled, Clueless, Bring It On, Thirteen, The Parent Trap, Dick, Super Star, The Wedding Singer, Step Brothers, Precious, Smiley Face, White Chicks, Get Him To The Greek, The Princess and the Frog, Edward Scissor Hands, The Virgin Suicides, She's the Man, Monsters Inc, Up, Little Nicki, Lords of Dogtown, The Princess Bride, Borat, Bruno, Forrest Gump, 10 Things I Hate About You, Kiki's Delivery Service, Superbad, Howl's Moving Castle

Television: Jersey Shore, Bad Girls Club, American Dad, Family Guy, Teen Mom, Degrassi, Adventure Time, Regular Show, Parks and Recreation, Toddlers and Tiaras, Big Bang Theory, Ugly Americans, Sister Wives, 16 and Pregnant, The Challenge, Workaholics, The Legend of Korra, Dance Moms

Music: Lady Gaga, Lil Wayne, Eminem, Wiz Khalifa, Nicki Manaj, Ke$ha, Kid Cudi, Blink 182, Death Cab For Cutie, Taking Back Sunday, Sublime, The Pretty Reckless, Atmosphere, Katy Perry, One Direction

Food: Chipotle, fresh fruit, cherry turnovers, Chinese food, cheese burgers, chicken tenders, i like pretty much anything!

You take me to the Olive Garden and hook me up with a tour of italy and you're more than likely to get an a darn good handy j for dessert. wink wink wink.

thug life
medicinal herbs
my lovely mother
felines particularly mine
sleeping in
a cold beverage

I'm pretty much looking for a nice guy to be monogamous with. i don't do one time things.

I'm working on losing weight...but if you can't handle me at my lindsey lohan, you certainly don't deserve me at my beyonce.

You feel like we'd get along well and if you have similar interests.

You are single and not trying to cheat on your significant other.

You live close.

You are mobile.

I probably won't reply if you live far as fuck. Just not looking for internet friends on here.