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emzyt

39 Melbourne, Australia Woman

Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 35–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 1:46pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.67m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
If you were to find a jar containing
Dark humour, bizarre twists, an endless supply of one liners, a healthy venom, innuendos, wickedness, laughter, good ideas at the time, adoration for well made shoes and an irrational hatred for windy days.

My name would be on it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Navigating minefields of Cadishness,
Bathing,
Finding the humour,
Board games,
Baking things that make the house smell edible,
Poems about anything,
Wishing I was Cindy Blackman,
Applying band aids to bloodied knees,
Embracing General Grievous and Bucket Head Zombies equally,
Sarcastic remarks,
Back handed comments,
Romance.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Possible answers to this are...

I'm a glasses wearing female
I'm wiping a spilt something off my top
Just said Hi, and realised you're not that person
I'm texting / talking on / laughing at my phone
I'm walking a dog
I was wearing that yesterday
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I love to read all sorts of stuff, such as;

Philosophy,
Handwritten letters,
Hipster magazines made from stupidly expensive stock containing eye-gasm inducing photography,
Newspapers,
Blogs,
Books people lend me,
The mesmerising orange graphics of metlink trains,
Reworded road signs for our amusement,
Killer memes,
Toilet walls,
Cupid profiles.

Documentaries make my heart sing.
My favourite film is True Romance.

I destroy perfectly good music by playing along on my drums.
And listen to podcasts attentivley.

I have an insanely sweet tooth.
I love Thai, Italian, Spanish, Japanese, lots of plates with little things on them, any pub that makes a killer parma and of course, dessert :)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Cafes in winter
Art in all its forms
Conversation
Brilliant one-liners
Well-written words by intriguing people
The continuing numbskullery that comes with parenting boys
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why there are so many bushrangers in the North and so few robbed banks.

Trepidation followed by diminution.

Vintage motorcycles.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Like you, trawling Cupid, making assumptions based on projection, then messaging. Hoping you're just like you say you are and your profile is not the product of your already spoken for, but way more charismatic friend.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't respond to unaquainted booty calls.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You also have a fan and a fire place in your profile picture, or you're seeking adventure with healthy intensity.