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emzyt

37 / F / Bisexual / Available

Melbourne, Australia

Her Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:16pm
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.66m).
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Taurus and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Offspring
Has kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I'm seeing the delightful Zenling and we are interested in getting ourselves entangled with another like minded soul. Like to hear from you if this sparks interest.
What I’m doing with my life
I ask myself that question all the time!!

Usually come up with my self-summary.
I’m really good at
Looking interested
Being handy
Winning board games
Creating inappropriate playlists
Lifting
Over laughing
Expressions of interest
Poems about anything
Wishing I was Cindy Blackman
Singing and hand dancing in my car
Writing all my messages in full words
Pretending people don't LOL or show gratitude like this:
"thnx 4 prty invt yr gr8"
Sarcastic remarks
Back handed comments
Romance.
The first things people usually notice about me
Possible answers to this are...

I'm a glasses wearing female
I'm wiping a spilt something off my top
I almost walked into something
Just said Hi' and realised your not that person
Im texting / talking on / laughing at my phone
Im walking a dog
I was wearing that yesterday
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I enjoy reading anything by John Fante, Charles Bukowski, Roald Dahl and Irwin Yallom.

I love to watch everything by Cohen Brothers, David Lynch and Pixar.
My favourite film is True Romance.
I am a documentary junkie and love the Sunday Best series. Also into Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, Arrested Development, Northern Exposure (does anyone remember that?) Seinfeld and Alan Partridge.

I listen to all sorts of music all the time.

I have an insanely sweet tooth.
I love Thai, Italian, Spanish, Japanese, lots of plates with little things on them, any pub that makes a killer parma and of course dessert :)
The six things I could never do without
friends
well written words
good humour
numbskullery
anything that requires an artist
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How much my dog needs a bath and some hospital grade mentos!
On a typical Friday night I am
Like you, trawling Cupid, laughing and then messaging. Hoping your just like you say you are and your profile is not the product of your less attractive, but way more charismatic friend.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I started a food fight on the school bus in year 10 and the girl sitting behind me got suspended. Ouch!
Shelly Beaumont to this day, I applaud you!
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 25–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners, long-distance penpals
You should message me if
You like conversations with sliding scales of ridiculousness, probability, useless facts, useful facts, google requirements and major belly laughing.

Or maybe....

You just like girls who walk dogs and wear headphones.
You feel the need to challenge the notion of 'replies selectively'.
You also have a fan and a fireplace in your profile pic and are creating some kind of alumni