Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Arlington by way of LA and FL. Really stoked to have finally lived
in enough places to use "by way of."
I have the world's worst sense of humor, but I'm sure that will
become evident as you read on.
Bobby Hill is my spirit animal and my life coach.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
This is too real of a question for OkCupid. I prefer to maintain a
healthy veneer of ironic detachment that doesn't allow me to
respond to this seriously.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making myself laugh. Maybe you too, incidentally, but if I'm being
honest, mostly myself.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
My taste in music is absolutely terrible and I am 100%
unapologetic. It's not a guilty pleasure if I feel no guilt
whatsoever. Now pull up a chair and let's talk about indie
My favorite books are Catch-22 and The Great Gatsby. Yes, I did see
the movie. No, no it wasn't good.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1-6. Don Cheadle on a bed of rice.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why early Americans chose to settle in a region where, for months
at a time, the temperature gets so low that it actually reaches 0,
which you would think would be the bottom. But it isn't. It just
keeps going lower.
Of course I say this having grown up in a place where the air is at
all times thick with swarming insects who are quite literally
trying to suck the blood out of your body when you're not looking,
and everyone thinks that's just fine.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Logging my activities to be documented later on my OkCupid profile.
Not kidding. I keep it all in a moleskine.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have a cute dog I can pet.
I'm serious. Let's talk about your dog.
Who are you looking for?
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