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27 Arlington, VA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 3:24am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Status
Single
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Arlington by way of LA and FL. Really stoked to have finally lived in enough places to use "by way of."

Bobby Hill is my spirit animal and my life coach. As a result, I have the world's worst sense of humor.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
This is too real of a question for OkCupid. I prefer to maintain a healthy veneer of ironic detachment that doesn't allow me to respond to this seriously.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Conducting entire Facebook messenger conversations using only Pusheen, Yuttari Dragon, and that cute little mushroom guy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
My taste in music is genuinely terrible and I am 100% unapologetic. It's not a guilty pleasure if I feel no guilt whatsoever. Real big concertgoer person. People who prefer the balcony baffle me, frankly.

My favorite books are Catch-22 and The Great Gatsby. It's like I'm really in 8th grade.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1-6. Don Cheadle on a bed of rice.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why early Americans chose to settle in a region where, for months at a time, the temperature gets so low that it actually reaches 0, which you would think is the bottom of the scale. But it isn't. It just keeps going lower.

Of course I say this having grown up in a place where the air is at all times thick with swarming insects who are quite literally trying to suck the blood out of your body when you're not looking, and everyone thinks that's just fine.

Also my next karaoke selection.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
On a mission for bad bitches and trouble.

But not really.

The single best thing I've yet seen on this website was someone answering this question with "Cultivating a late-'90s WWF aesthetic" and there is absolutely no way to top that so why even bother trying, honestly.
You should message me if
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You have a cute dog I can pet.

I'm serious. Let's talk about your dog.

Also, it's not really mentioned anywhere on this profile (with the possible exception of the Bobby Hill name drop earlier), but I am actually a pretty big nerd. So it would be cool if you're at least okay with that.