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26 M Los Angeles, CA

My Details

Last Online
Apr 21
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
I moved to LA about two years ago from my childhood home of Florida, realizing a lifelong dream of getting as far away from Florida as logistically possible.

I spent two months driving across the country, sleeping on the couches and floors of strangers and camping in parks and forests. Met tons of different people from all walks of life and overall had a pretty cool time. Except for those times where I nearly died and even then.

Bobby Hill is my spirit animal.
What I’m doing with my life
Vacillating like a real pro.
I’m really good at
Being that guy. You know.

Conducting Facebook conversations entirely with Pusheens.
The first things people usually notice about me
I don't know, man. I just don't know.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Jon Krakauer's Into the Wild and Into Thin Air were the books that got me into hiking. That should probably tell you something, or nothing. Tough to say. Like anyone else who ever filled out an online profile and also finished 8th grade, Catch-22 and The Great Gatsby are two of my favorites.

Crystal Castles, Sleigh Bells, Arcade Fire, AFI, Purity Ring, Metric, Interpol, Franz Ferdinand, The Killers, Rx Bandits, Weezer, others. And also pop music because I'm awful and can't deny a beat. I just can't.

Every time I watch Adaptation, I realize that yes, it is my favorite movie. But also: Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Vertigo, Star Wars, Indiana Jones, Lord of the Rings (for that sweet, sweet nerd cred), Clerks, Mallrats, Jurassic Park. Atonement, Let the Right One In, Up in the Air, Once. This is not the full list. You'll have to trust me on that.

30 Rock, Parks & Rec, Arrested Development, Game of Thrones, classic Simpsons, Home Movies, Futurama, Sherlock, King of the Hill, Whose Line, Mad Men even though I hate every character. And Seinfeld because of course Seinfeld.

If you enjoy Mystery Science Theater 3000, we'll probably get along great. If not, we still might. There is always a chance.
The six things I could never do without
1-6. Don Cheadle on a bed of rice.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Where I might have misplaced things. Important stuff I'm putting off. Taking trips to interesting places. Dropping everything and moving overseas. How I should really be working on that one thing. The current roster construction of the New England Patriots (not good).

How the username OmeletteDuFromage is STILL available on this website.
On a typical Friday night I am
Something about not having a typical Friday.

Usually I'm happy just to catch a Seattle Mariners professional baseball contest* or watch a movie (or lately, documentaries, because history is fun--no, really, check it out).

*Please be good one day, Mariners :(
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm actually a huge geek. It's unbelievable sometimes.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
...you feel like it.
...you think we'd get along.
...you found a typo.
...you have a cute dog I can pet. Especially this.

Disclaimer: I am probably not your Prince Charming, but I am a pretty cool dude. At least I think so.