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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–30
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last online
Apr 23
6' 4" (1.94m)
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My self-summary
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I specialize in training kodiak bears to sit cross legged and high-five. I have an extensive fanny pack collection. Coloring books are neat.
What I’m doing with my life
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Spaceley's Sprockets
I’m really good at
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Wrestling Wooly Mammoths
The first things people usually notice about me
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The awesome sandwich in my hand I just created.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Barenstein Bears, Zoobooks, Hogwarts a History
The six things I could never do without
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1. My wheel barrow
2. My ninja turtles underwear
3. PBR
4. Toilet paper
5. My seasons 1-3 of Rugrats
6. Any type of good food/bacon
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How dangerous it would have been to live during the Jurassic period.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose? or building something from the lego store.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I had a pen pal from Antarctica and he stopped responding 3 years ago. I haven't told anyone.
You should message me if
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You know where Carmen San Diego is.