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47 Middle River, MD Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–48
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Jan 28
6′ 5″ (1.96m)
Body Type
A little extra
Strictly anything
Christianity, and laughing about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Has dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
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I'm reasonably sure that I'm smart, funny and a pretty nice guy. I not a super-action-fun-party guy. I'm more low key and a bit of a homebody. I love animals of all types. I have 2 dogs and a cat. I have kids but they came early and are now adults. I'm kind of a big, imposing looking guy; 6'5" and about 350. I've recently lost 65 pounds and I'm still going. Man, do I feel great! My mood is better and I have more energy than I know what to do with. I need a smart, confident woman to spend my time with.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm self employed and I work in the music business.
I’m really good at
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playing drums, writing, talking, sleeping, being amusing and probably some other things I can't think of.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Whether or not I'm on fire.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I read david sedaris, sarah vowell, stephen king and wide variety of non-fiction.
I love the wire, 30 rock, justified, homeland, top chef, freaks & geeks, the west wing.
I don't watch that many movies anymore. documentaries are cool but a lot of movies these days just suck.
I like to cook and I like to eat all kinds of good stuff whether it's fancy fine dining or from a taco truck.
The six things I could never do without
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strong ice tea.
my animals
steely dan music
my tempurpedic mattress
my drums
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
everything. if thinking were exercise. I'd be in the iron man competition.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sometimes I'm working and sometimes I have to try and come up with ways to amuse myself. if I could manage to meet the right woman, I supposed I'd like to be with her.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I really enjoy the carpenters and barry manilow. I have a serious love of 70's soft rock, in general. don't you judge me.
You should message me if
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you would like to.