My name is Evan. I was born in the Year of the Horse, whose name was Sally. It was the eleventh hour past Zulu central, and there were several breadmakers who threw their apple pies in recognition of this event. It was quite the party, let me tell you!

Random facts: I like chicken, in all forms, with the exception of salad and pot pie. I think people that put pineapples on their pizza are communists, and should be tried accordingly. I am a dedicated NC State fan, which is why I am miserable more often than not. I can only sleep between the hours of noon and seven...one second outside of that, and a kittycat dies. I cant let the kittycats die. Ive used califlower to keep shade during the heat wave of 93. I once had a goat named Ezekiel, but he ate that chicken pot pie after midnight and turned into a gilamonster. Stay away from the chicken pot pie!

Right now Im working in television news, but I really dont want to do that forever -- in fact, I dont want to do it tomorrow. Im trying to figure out what I want to do and what I need to do to get there.

Procrastinating and wasting a lot of time. I can waste time like nobodys business.

a) I need to start reading more books...Ive finally finished the Harry Potter series, just finished two Nick Hornby books (A Long Way Down and How to Be Good...High Fidelity is one of my all-time favorites). Also a big fan of Stephen King, and my "to read" list/pile includes I Am Legend, American Psycho, and the Bourne trilogy. Im also reading the new Buffy Season 8 and Angel: After the Fall series as well.

b) Serenity, Back to the Future, Memento, The Shawshank Redemption, Big Fish, Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Office Space, Se7en, Run Lola Run, Amelie, Pulp Fiction, Jackie Brown, Leon, Fight Club, The Game, Superbad, Anchorman, Knocked Up, Psycho, Notorious, Vertigo, North by Northwest (basically anything directed by Hitchcock), Ghostbusters, Ed Wood, Evil Dead, The Matrix (first one only, thanks), Alien, Aliens, The 40-Year-Old Virgin, Star Wars (original trilogy, durr), Sin City, Planet Terror, The Breakfast Club, The Departed, Goodfellas, Gangs of New York, Batman Begins, A Hitchhicker's Guide to the Galaxy, The Lord of the Rings, Full Metal Jacket, The Shining, The Exorcist, Charade, V for Vendetta, Ocean's Eleven (but not 12), Grosse Point Blank, High Fidelity, Jaws, Catch Me If You Can, Minority Report, Indiana Jones Trilogy, The Godfather, ok, Ill stop now.

TV: Heroes, Lost, 24, The Office, 30 Rock, Scrubs, Battlestar Galactica, Smallville (even though it sucks, I admit), Family Guy, American Dad, Chuck, Journeyman, How I Met Your Mother, Entourage, Big Love. Also of note, Firefly, Angel, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Coupling, Alias, Veronica Mars, The 4400, and The X-Files

c) Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, The Beatles, The Who, Rush, ZZ Top, Queen, Aerosmith, William Shatner, Grand Turino, Ben Folds, The Breakfast Club, Frank Sinatra, Madonna, AC/DC, The Blue Devils, and Santa Clara Vanguard :)

d) Italian and Chinese. Chicken as previously stated. Also I eat cereal like nobody's business.

My HDTV, the internet, family and friends, my car, new ways to waste time, and something else...I could say sex like everyone else, but thats obviously not true.

If I traded brains with someone, wouldnt I just end up being in their body? All my current thoughts would go with my brain, so maybe the question should be who is the person Id most like to trade bodies with?

Maybe going out to eat or seeing a movie...sometimes just sleeping, as I work that awful overnight shift. Occasionally I might make it out for a drink.

Im pretty open about everything, but Im not going to just blurt it out here for the world to see.

Ok, how about this: I once banged a transsexual hooker in a phone booth while being watched by two midgets and a grizzly bear. Hows that?

Oh, and a friend got me to check out Gossip Girl and now Im hooked. Not sure which of these is worse? :)

You read all of this and found something that could be construed as a redeeming quality; You like dorks that at least have a decent sense of humor; You like to cuddle; Youre not insane...ok, youre not too insane.