Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Uh hi, I'm Chad. I guess I should start off by saying I spend most
of my time locked inside of my apartment. I'm not a very social
person, and I have a hard time with small talk. I've never been
able to figure out what to talk about and often times cannot keep
conversations afloat for more than a few minutes. It's a real
bummer, trust me.
I try to keep a realistic look on life and often times distance
myself from things which allows me to be more critical, and not let
my personal opinions get in the way. This usually leads me to sound
more cynical than I actually am, and honestly I'm kind of having a
hard time kicking this habit.
As for what I do with my time, I'm a programmer and web developer.
I spend almost all of my time on a computer. When I'm not playing
around with code, I like to glitch videos, audio, etc. I've always
been interested in art, though I've never had a knack for drawing
stuff. I suppose glitching stuff is a way for me to scratch that
What I’m doing with my life
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One of my my long term plans is to land a job as a software
developer and kick start my career. I'd love to develop websites
too but I find that collaborating with clients is emotionally and
physically exhausting, especially when they have zero knowledge of
how the internet works.
I’m really good at
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I like to think I'm a good programmer and web developer. I'm
fantastic at video games too, for whatever that's worth.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I don't talk a lot and usually avoid eye contact.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I'm a huge fan of music, although I don't have any interest in
learning how to play instruments or the like. I listen to
everything, as cliche as that sounds. I'm into some black/death
metal, along with the loathsome Pitchfork approved bands like
Neutral Milk Hotel, Purity Ring, Grimes, etc. A lot of my favorite
bands are like Secret Chiefs 3 which play a mixture of Arab,
surf-rock, electronic. Basically what I'm trying to say is that I'm
really into "pretentious"
avant-garde music. If you must
know, my favorite band is the Mountain Goats, yeah.
Uh, other media. I watch a decent amount of television and film. I
have a atypical sense of humor, and it shows through what I tend to
watch. I'm drawn to quirky, morbid subject matter so I watch an
abundance of dark comedies. Besides that I'll watch almost any
genre, perhaps not romantic-comedies so much but I do have a soft
spot for Amelie and Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. I use to
be a huge horror fan, but my love for the genre has dwindled due to
the incredibly lack luster releases in recent history. I'm also a
huge fan of b-movies, yeah.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I'm doing with my life, and how I should improve it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching television, on the computer, or playing video games.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a Tumblr, urgh.
You should message me if
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Anyway, you should message me if you're into some of the same crap
I'm into, and you don't mind taking charge of our conversations
until I warm up to you a little. Also don't expect me to message
you first, that usually ends up horrific for both
I'll keep my fingers crossed, or something.
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