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endianness

22 M Moncton, New Brunswick, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–25
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 15
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Sagittarius
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Unemployed
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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Uh hi, I'm Chad. I guess I should start off by saying I spend most of my time locked inside of my apartment. I'm not a very social person, and I have a hard time with small talk. I've never been able to figure out what to talk about and often times cannot keep conversations afloat for more than a few minutes. It's a real bummer, trust me.

I try to keep a realistic look on life and often times distance myself from things which allows me to be more critical, and not let my personal opinions get in the way. This usually leads me to sound more cynical than I actually am, and honestly I'm kind of having a hard time kicking this habit.

As for what I do with my time, I'm a programmer and web developer. I spend almost all of my time on a computer. When I'm not playing around with code, I like to glitch videos, audio, etc. I've always been interested in art, though I've never had a knack for drawing stuff. I suppose glitching stuff is a way for me to scratch that itch.
What I’m doing with my life
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One of my my long term plans is to land a job as a software developer and kick start my career. I'd love to develop websites too but I find that collaborating with clients is emotionally and physically exhausting, especially when they have zero knowledge of how the internet works.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I like to think I'm a good programmer and web developer. I'm fantastic at video games too, for whatever that's worth.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I don't talk a lot and usually avoid eye contact.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I'm a huge fan of music, although I don't have any interest in learning how to play instruments or the like. I listen to everything, as cliche as that sounds. I'm into some black/death metal, along with the loathsome Pitchfork approved bands like Neutral Milk Hotel, Purity Ring, Grimes, etc. A lot of my favorite bands are like Secret Chiefs 3 which play a mixture of Arab, surf-rock, electronic. Basically what I'm trying to say is that I'm really into "pretentious" avant-garde music. If you must know, my favorite band is the Mountain Goats, yeah.

Here:
http://www.last.fm/user/chadhachey

Uh, other media. I watch a decent amount of television and film. I have a atypical sense of humor, and it shows through what I tend to watch. I'm drawn to quirky, morbid subject matter so I watch an abundance of dark comedies. Besides that I'll watch almost any genre, perhaps not romantic-comedies so much but I do have a soft spot for Amelie and Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. I use to be a huge horror fan, but my love for the genre has dwindled due to the incredibly lack luster releases in recent history. I'm also a huge fan of b-movies, yeah.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Technology
Music
Art
Video games
Cats
Spicy food
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I'm doing with my life, and how I should improve it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching television, on the computer, or playing video games.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a Tumblr, urgh.

endianness.tumblr.com
You should message me if
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Anyway, you should message me if you're into some of the same crap I'm into, and you don't mind taking charge of our conversations until I warm up to you a little. Also don't expect me to message you first, that usually ends up horrific for both parties.

I'll keep my fingers crossed, or something.