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endlessgloom

20 M London, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Jan 17
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Okay), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
sloth king

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one of these days I'm going to take this seriously, I swear.*

*note: this never happened
What I’m doing with my life
I semi-unwittingly wound up on some obscure Japanese travel tv show the other day so now I'm waiting on reaping the benefits of my future acting career. I should be rolling in fanmail any day now. Any day now.

In the meantime: physics degree/'musician'/traversing the physical plane.
I’m really good at
I drew some pretty gnarly comics once, that's essentially the one thing in life I'm most proud of at this super specific moment in time (see: only thing to come to mind). I guess being able to make some small sense out of physics is kind of a big deal too. I'm also pretty okay at screwing around on the guitar.
The first things people usually notice about me
Definitely a real life person, for sure. I mean without the shadow of a doubt, unquestionably, a genuine human being - two legs, two arms, shit this guy has everything.
The six things I could never do without
I can't even think of one thing.
Deprive me of absolutely everything and I might be able to come up with something.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Reinventing myself with 50% less sarcasm.
On a typical Friday night I am
Not conforming to cultural and societal norms, word.

On a better day, eating pizza and listening to Fugazi.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Being unable to grow a proper beard is the bane of my existence and v. v. upsetting, like heartbreakingly so. On a scale of 1 to jumping in front of a train it's a stay half an hour longer in bed every morning than is reasonably justified.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–23
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
a) You are an omniscient cybergoddess.

b) You want to nerd out about common interests because I am so down for nerding out, you have no idea.

c) You're not cool with having wasted all of a minute of your life reading this shit and want to tell me how much that sucks. I feel you.

d) YOU WANT TO COLLABORATIVELY WRITE STORIES IN CAPS LOCK VIA THE OKCUPID MESSAGING SYSTEM.