- I'm really outgoing at first, but shy when you get to know me.

-I was raised in a merry-go-round. Every place is the same. Give it a month. Whether it be in Pittsburgh or Mykonos, if I live anywhere long enough I become sick and used with the place, no matter the scenery. The allure of the beach I dont understand. Now, if it were my choice, sure, I would live in Malibu over Kuwait. Sand with water can only do so much, though.

I write. Any other fruition comes second. That means your birthday party or even your funeral. I will finish my work and then go visit your grave, that is if it's late enough in the afternoon.

Writing, reading books on the john, talking shit to people through my shower window, whatever the passion. Without passion I would go to the gym or sit a dog, wasting my time, with what little time left.

My eyes are green, so I've heard. With them I can make a business deal; my lips as well, and my lantern jaw. My hairy chest can repulse some women, but I don't need those types. Reptilian skin and the chest of a 12 year-old boy works for some; they may go their own way.

Bukowski, Boogie Nights, George Michael, and coffee.

music, books, fans, showers, sex and toilets.

Health insurance.

Wearing a werewolf mask.

I have no interests, nor a single tattoo. I should stretch more. Never had a pet. Never read a Harry Potter book. When I'm drunk, I make out with myself in the mirror.

I look forward to meeting you.

If you post a picture of yourself surfing or hiking or standing atop a mountain or kissing a killer whale then I will press the skip button. I'm not fooled. This is not Sea World. Never was. Nor is it a skiing vacation or a trip to Moscow or a free lunch with an ambassador or a lifetime of Burning Man. You are a misrepresentation of yourself. Just sit complacently bored in front of a television, looking sexy as hell, and I'll be interested.
And, please, this is very important, I prefer it if your face is not in the picture. Just a shot of your feet in front of the ocean will have me begging. The back of your head is fine, too.
Also, message me if you have only one pic of yourself. It also helps if the picture is an establishing shot of you far far away.
(I'm especially turned on by a woman who never bothered to write a bio).
Ttyl