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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 22-35
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Dec 22, 2013
Native American, Indian, Pacific Islander, Other
5' 10" (1.79m)
Post grad
English (Fluently), French (Fluently), Dutch (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I like the word popadoms and the words pilau rice.

Big fan of BBQ sauce and sauces in general.

I wish I could eat as much as I used to and were able to play a funky musical instrument.

I like practical jokes, word play, absurd arguments and appreciate a wide range of useful, useless and ethereal skills.

I am pineapple, cats, and mexican
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working, eating, playing and napping.

Spend too much time on the first one and not enough on the last three.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Smelling things, picking-up things, contradiction.

Laughing at anything. Making people feel that they are stupid by my stare, stance, attitude or replies (usually not on purpose). I try and be nice.

I've recently been on a three day management training course, so I'm really good at managing things or people now.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My uncanny ability to laugh at anything even in the most serious situations.

I'm crap at doing accents.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Boring business books & comics (Dilbert, Calvin & Hobbes, The Far Side)

Movies/TV: The Wire, American Beauty, Fight Club, Snatch, Amelie, Memento, Dogville, Dr. Strangelove, Pulp Fiction, Leon, Saving Private Ryan, Reservoir Dogs, The Big Lebowski, Fargo, Being John Malkovich, Tropic Thunder, The Office, Southpark, 24, West-Wing, Flight of the Conchords, Dexter, Coupling

Music: Texas, Elvis, Beatles, Louis Armstrong, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Phil Collins, Massive Attack, Seal

Food: Chinese, Thai, Japanese, Mexican, French, Middle Eastern, Indian, Korean (but not cats)

The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Banane 2. Weekends 3. Subway 4. My uncanny ability to laugh at anything 5. Anti-lists (and parentheses) 6. Bad jokes
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Uncertainty, death, perception, capitalism.

Getting the right mix between weirdness and normality on my profile.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching a movie and/or eating Indian or Chinese food.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I met my wife through OkCupid and since then, almost no-one else has replied to any of my messages.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You do get it (or would like to try), you're in London and like restaurants, movies and/or bad jokes.