Here's the thing; right now, I'm *relatively* happily single. Why, you ask, am I still on OkCupid? Well, sex. Sex and friends. But I'm not really *looking* very hard.
I am not really going to write a novel here. I'm dreadfully intelligent (IQ 173), somewhere between humble and casually arrogant, dominant in the bedroom but respectful and gentle elsewhere (well, actually that in the bedroom too, but I'm just saying I'm not an arrogant ass when the situation doesn't call for it).
I'm gainfully employed as a computer programmer. I work from home and hang out by the fire writing code with my two puppies. I'm not rich, but I'm comfortable. My job is just a job, but I have a slew of hobbies which it seems nobody but me is interested in (I mean, come on, who else welds, sews, writes EDM, plays computer games, and constantly kvetches that they should exercise more?)