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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21-33
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 19
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Average build
Atheism and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
English (Somewhat), Icelandic (Fluently), Swahili (Fluently), Welsh (Fluently), Yiddish (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Lo siento, me he hecho más que empezar a aprender español (y necesitaba Google incluso escribir esta frase!). Voy a tener fluidez en 8 meses, no hay problema.

What not to write (I did make this up, by the way)
"Hiya!! erm dunno know what to say about myself really... ha ha... I'm easy going, fun lovin', bubbly and love a good giggle!! I've lived in London for three years now and like going to the cinema or out to the bars with the girlie's [sic] ...."

Should your profile read something like this, I've died of boredom already. Your grammar is appalling and such overzealous use of exclamation marks makes me feel nauseous. It doesn't matter if you are stunningly attractive, I'm just not interested in vacuous types like you, sorry.

I am looking for someone to share the funny side of life with and to care passionately for, even when we're old and haggard and our genitalia has mutated into a wrinkled mess.

So, I'm slightly cynical (did you notice?), quite messy (but not unclean - big difference) and neither very blokey nor sporty. I would rather choke to death on my own vomit than be forced to watch A Question Of Sport*.

*terrible UK panel game show with incredibly dim-witted football players, athletes etc.

My great passions in life are good food, good wine, good friends, good family (can't really control that one), good humour, good conversation and good times (did I say good enough?). I love new experiences and meeting people with something interesting to say for themselves. I can be romantic, charming and fun, but also dry and controversial when things get dull (or when I realise I have inadvertently surrounded myself with people whose idea of sophistication is debating who's shagged who in Geordie / Jersey Shore).
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Enjoying the ride.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
eyes, for sure, then tight arse (I have one, not am one)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Food - anything that is fresh and made with love. processed food is usually bad (except as a quick fix after a heavy night out)

Music - indie folk - Mumford and Sons, Fleet Foxes. Stuff from 60s and 70s - Dylan, The Doors, Pink Floyd, Grateful Dead etc
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
changing the world / business ideas / whether the on/off positions on a light switch are better the British way (opposite) or the American way
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I would sleep with Sarah Palin (despite hating everything she stands for)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
intelligence turns you on
mediocrity turns you off
you have a brain that you enjoy using outside of your job
we can make each other laugh, really hard
you're fun but not "bubbly" (read fat / irritating)
you realise that life is too short to be high maintenance
you aren't completely predictable and try to avoid using too many cliches
you are neither nice nor selfish
you don't understand grown men who spend most of their leisure time watching sport
you avoid adding sugar or sweeteners to tea/coffee/strawberries/cereal (I think this shows a certain lack of sophistication, but I may be wrong)
you give as good as you get
you have never / will never work in recruitment