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35 Swansea, UK Man


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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18-40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 1:26am
Open relationship
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Average build
Atheism and it’s important
Working on Post grad
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), Italian (Somewhat), Lithuanian (Somewhat), Welsh (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Talking about myself makes my skin crawl, actually that is not quite true, it just seems the more socially acceptable thing to say, in reality I often write epic, multi-volume poetry in which I am the protagonist, tanned and bare chested, slaying mythical creatures, my bloodied, silver, lance gleaming in the sun.

Doing a phd, subsist on what I get from vending machines, spending all my time in a subterranean lab... I have more than one shirt?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
plotting my revenge against the sea gulls who think it cool to sing outside my window.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making bad situations worse, filling out profiles with self-defeating nonsense, and moderating profiles... it's pretty much all i do on here now
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I smile too much
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Don't have a tv and I don't like listing things
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
the numbers 1-6
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Radical politics. One day writing a TV series film etc. Evolution. How to improve on past failures
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
occupying a place in time just before saturday
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I trust completely in okcupid's matching algorithm, if you match me more than 90% I would be perfectly happy for you to move into the box room and live rent free with the life sized cardboard cut out of Gordon Brown that I regret buying and am unsure what to do with
You should message me if
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If you think I am as cool as I am pretending to think I am... or if you think I am a prick and want to tell me so.