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35 Swansea, UK Man


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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 10:36am
Open relationship
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Atheism and it’s important
Working on Post grad
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), Italian (Somewhat), Lithuanian (Somewhat), Welsh (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Talking about myself makes my skin crawl, actually that is not quite true, it just seems the more socially acceptable thing to say, in reality I often write epic, multi-volume poetry in which I am the protagonist, tanned and bare chested, slaying mythical creatures, my bloodied, silver, lance gleaming in the sun.

Doing a phd, subsist on what I get from vending machines, spending all my time in a subterranean lab... I have more than one shirt?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
plotting my revenge against the sea gulls who think it cool to sing outside my window.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making bad situations worse, filling out profiles with self-defeating nonsense, and moderating profiles... it's pretty much all i do on here now
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I smile too much
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Don't have a tv and I don't like listing things
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
the numbers 1-6
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Radical politics. One day writing a TV series film etc. Evolution. How to improve on past failures
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
occupying a place in time just before saturday
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I trust completely in okcupid's matching algorithm, if you match me more than 90% I would be perfectly happy for you to move into the box room and live rent free with the life sized cardboard cut out of Gordon Brown that I regret buying and am unsure what to do with
You should message me if
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If you think I am as cool as I am pretending to think I am... or if you think I am a prick and want to tell me so.