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enjoytheriot

26 Tempe, AZ Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 14
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Christianity
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello, my name is Joey. I am a big music nut. I love classic rock, jazz, alternative rock, big band, swing, rockabilly, psycho-billy, and blues. I play guitar, bass, piano, harmonica, and mandolin. I also enjoy writing short stories and poetry. I like doing my own thing (only child) but I like hanging out with friends. I like good conversations, but I don't really text. So online, phone, or in person is the best way to get to know me.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Right now I'm trying to work on my writing a story but I keep going through weeks of not being able to get anything on paper, and weeks were I find myself having to find more paper. (I write freehand) I'm also trying to put myself out there more, (hence writing all this stuff). I'm back in school and I am working on getting a teaching degree.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Solving mysteries and singing the blues.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That my jawline is so sharp I can best ninjas with it in sword fights.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Dennis Lehane, Kurt Vonnegut, Charles Bukowski, F. Scott Fotzgerald, Hemingway, Francesca Lia Block, Chuck Palahniuk and of course Shel Silverstein just to name a few.
Movies: Escape From New York, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, The Big Lebowski, Lucky Number Sleven, Marx Brothers films, Scrodged, Ghost Busters 1 and 2, Brick, Hugo Pool, The Ninth Gate, Watchmen, and the Brothers Bloom.
Shows: Castle, How I Met Your Mother, Supernatural, Green Wing, Black Books, Psych, Doctor Who, Buffy
Music: The Beatles, The Cramps, The Who, Led Zeppelin, Albert King, Johnny Winter, Edger Winter, David Bowie, The Band, The Sex Pistols, Aubrey Debauchery, Bob Dylan, Chris Christopherson, Bruce Springsteen (first 2 albums any way)(And a lot more but I think that is a good start)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. my guitars
2. my car (her name is Rosemary, so when she finally dies on me the next one will be called Rosemary's baby)(Oh dear god Rosemary died and I had to get a new car but this one is not the devil's first born. Instead it has been named Harold the car.)
3. Comic books/Graphic novels
4. Comedians
5. Charles Bukowski novels/ poetry
6. A good mystery
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
writing an action/comedy script based solely on the dewey decimal system
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with friends. Maybe at a bar playing some pool. Watching a movie. Maybe I am over at a bowling ally showing off my sweet skills.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I believe that all people really want is to sit in a comfortable chair in a quite room and eat a good sandwich.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
My fun charismatic personality won you over and you feel like being that girl who starts the slow clap for me after I do something awesome/stupid. (Just like in the movies) I think I'm looking for someone I can hold hands and laugh with. Also major plus if your into laying on the hoods of cars and looking at some stars.