Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
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I have a somewhat warped sense of humor and take my cue from george
carlin. I can be crass and sarcastic at times, but only when
someone makes it so easy that they deserve it. But don't get me
wrong I am respectful and honest, I hate liars and people who mooch
and deceive maliciously. I am a straightforward, practical, blue
jeans kind of guy.
I am fairly simple when it comes to my life. I enjoy road trips
whenever I can do it. I have lived in 5 states, moved 27 times, and
been to 45 out of 50 us states. I have worked in a number of
professions and owned 3 businesses in my life so far.
I love good food, intelligent people and a good sense of humor.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Currently I am working my butt off getting my body into fantastic
shape. Also working and saving to get a home in the next few
As for what I do for work? I'll tell you when we talk. I work hard
but I am fortunate to have immense amounts of free time at my
disposal. I love what i do. Though I always have something new on
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
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The first things people usually notice about me
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My long hair is a usual first notice by people.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Anything with mel brooks in it. Love monte python especially the
meaning of life. Also like older horror like hell raiser 1 and 2,
one of the few series that actually tells a complete story unlike
the modern plots of bimbos and chainsaws and masks oh my! Aside
from that i'm open to most anything except for intense gay movies,
and romantic films, I just can't get into them. Also have an
affinity for a select few anime's, and dark humor parody's like
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A Caste Iron Skillet
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My stand up routine...and how i can incorperate everything into it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I have a lot of free time on my hands. I tend to have difficulty
finding people with free time to actually do anything with.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I found jesus! He was behind the couch this whole time.
Also I can drink a 12 oz can in one gulp....take that however you
You should message me if
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I'm looking for adults who happen to be young men. I want genuine
guys who have a path in life, who can appreciate there's more to
life then pissing it away morning, noon and night in front of
facebook. I want a guy who respects his body and his appearance.
Someone who enjoys doing things outside your house, whether going
to the beach, a movie, dinner, or simply driving out to the middle
of nowhere and enjoying the subtle pleasure of the quiet and
environment. if this all resonates with you hit me up.
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