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enkiee

29 M Portland, OR

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:22pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I am a sarcastic brunch enthusiast and very capable waster of time. I am able to leap onto curbs and up one, and sometimes two, stair steps in a single bound! When not performing these amazing feats I am just a regular guy. I like delicious food, live shows, beer, and cocktails.
What I’m doing with my life
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My day job is writing software and making sure computers don't burst into flames. When I am not computering I am looking for delicious food, traveling, reading, climbing, researching, summarizing myself in comma separated lists, or pouring scotch in my word hole.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh, offending people who aren't contained in the set of people I make laugh. Ms. Pac-Man, mic dropping, twerking
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have skin and I bear no resemblance to Patrick Stewart.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I generally lean towards funny or technical subjects. Often I go through phases in which I get particularly interested pretty specific subjects. I will get stuck in a deep Wikipedia rabbit hole and come out of it with a reading list. Recently I have been reading early 20th century crime and pulp detective novels.

I am a big fan of remarkably shitty movies. I love to spend an evening in sometime drinking and watching Red Dawn or The Room with a group of friends.

I watch the shows you watch unless you watch really shitty shows.

My dad was a musician and exposed me to a lot of music but, much to his shame, I mostly listen to electronic music. When I am planning what I have to get done for a project I will listen to jazz but when I actually get down to the sausage making of implementation I transition to EDM.

Food:
It is pretty good.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my family
coffee
my cat
podcasts
off by one errors
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where should I drink? What should I drink? Why can't my cat figure out that the automated feeder dispenses the food and not merely my presence.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out eating and visiting bars or at home working.
You should message me if
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Pretty much any reason but mostly if you enjoy inane conversation and exploring Portland.