Most of my interests are rather academic. I like linguistics (which I'm good at) and languages (which I am not so good at -- but trying). I like math, but hate doing calculations. I have a strong interest in philosophy and theology, and I'm quite interested in mythology, specifically that of ancient Sumer (and to a lesser extent, Norse mythology). I'm into cognitive science and cognitive neuroscience, but I'm certainly not technically qualified in those fields -- I'm terrible at biology. I'm interested in linguistics, but I don't know many languages (just English and piss-poor French).
My non-academic interests mostly consist of long walks (I mean LONG walks -- 4 miles is a reasonable minimum for me to be satisfied), chinese food, anime, cyberpunk literature, and a very wide variety of music.
I write poetry and short stories, and wish to write a novella eventually, if and when I have the time to get to it. I make very bad experimental music under several monikers (Infocalypse, Standard Input, and Bogon Flux Capacitor).
I'm also a postmodern absurdist discordian, and I like to debate philosophy with people who don't like to debate philosophy. This means that if I say anything that makes too much sense, then I'm probably kidding, but if my statement is so oblique as to be barely comprehensible, then I probably mean it. Poetry, satire, and rhetoric are similar in that they consist mainly of rephrasing truisms as paradoxes; I find it good practice to do all three and their inverse simultaneously, and throw the output upon whoever least suspects it. At least, it'd make for good television I figure :-)
I am analytical, slim, and pedantic